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My first reply
Trying to make sense for you
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- 837 reads
Henry Williamson
Temporal Envy I will not rest nor let myself be Till I have matched Aldous Huxley Henry Williamson is a bitch Because he died famous and rich Dr...
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- 475 reads
The Joys
The Joy of farts From current meanderings let us depart For there is nothing funnier than a fart It unites us all from princess to tart And is more...
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- 483 reads
World Cup
There's going to be a World Cup An excuse to stay at home To listen to unfathomable comments Through crackling microphone Germany will be there As...
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- 510 reads
My Life
Beardsley's hoof, like a conversion of something The flapping Lindenberger, hair, shorts and all Providing exotic escapism, or escapist exoticism To...
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- 459 reads
IQ
That face looks primate The brow 'suggestive of low IQ' Malevolence, and sneering Leather-elbowed emptiness Is of more use to the social organism Use...
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- 425 reads
Democracy II
With proddy work ethic mis'rabl'y bored Solve 'social problems' by fire and the sword Get sexy black uniforms by the mile And seaside villas in D'...
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- 363 reads
Catharsis
Catharsis I realised the whys When t'editor got shirty It's 'cos me poem rhymes Now I feel dirty Or perhaps t'is 'cos I swore He would not let me...
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- 643 reads
Lottery Win
Villa in Mallorca, Flat in Bristol Seventeenth Century Duellists Pistol Genuine Alaskan Bearskin Rug Dinner with Beckham, gave me a Hug Porker...
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- 472 reads
Fine Day Out
Day Out Listen wincing to the cackling hags Hunch your shoulders, breathe the fags Amble 'round the back street hiding Peruse the porn down the...
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- 462 reads
Killing Joke
Hate Poem Lydon said 'anger is an energy' Burton: 'hate more vital than love' In two minds I seek out enemies (you know who) Try to look Securitate,...
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- 437 reads
Cumulative Vexation
Angry The computer lost my essay On Hume I threw the bastard Across the room The clock is ticking It never ceases I'll smash the fucker Into pieces...
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- 446 reads
Under The Sphinx
The Sphinx Act I: The Remains of the Dead (Before the Rock Drill) Pottery Urn Zatopec, Mexico 650 Inscribed bone (your bones?) Fine, smooth black...
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- 502 reads
Queue For Layton Station
Layton Station Lead me by the forearm, The lone railway worker Blissful matrimony 'in the mix' With the rhythm of work Me, slightly (well, a lot)...
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- 428 reads
Four Times Twenty Lines
Eighty Lines Steeled to write A poem of eighty lines In reverence to The Wasteland, Cantos Or something Auden did So get set To squeeze words out...
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- 420 reads
Ver Essfeet
The Aesthete I There were two mates One posh and one proley One workaday one doley One lean and one rolly Invented a football league With teams like...
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- 477 reads
Sixth Sense
Democracy VI You have to have I think An oblique black and white photo Look 'arty' with eyes invisible Anything simple or childish 'Normal' or...
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- 575 reads
X to the Flat Horizontal
Ode to the Flat, horizontal line No tree to molest Visions, evocation, memories Attest to and infest The mind Ode to the one eighty degree expanse,...
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- 530 reads
Ode to the Northamptonshire Serb
Northamptonshire Serb At Kizzer Charles knelt and prayed Up Grand Union barges pronounce Their failure To gain slipstream to ruddy ducks Lawrence...
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- 485 reads