Urge for offal
In anticipation of the forthcoming album by Half Man Half Biscuit, Urge for Offal, I am writing a few offal-based short stories.
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Urge for offal
Jane felt free after Barry left, in fact it was only in his absence that she realised how unpleasant her life with him had been. She could stay out...
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Billy Herzog
You didn’t mess with Billy Herzog. Once, a boy had called him a Nazi, one of the older boys, two years above him. “Look, it’s the Nazi kid,” he’d...
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What's for dinner
“I thought you’d be late back,” Sally said, “I saw that piece on the news about the murdered girl. Was that you?” I nodded. I wanted to say more, to...
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One last case
“They brought him out of retirement for one last case,” old Johnson told me down the Industrial Filter one evening. “Your old sniffer dog? Rover? I...
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The definition of offal
“We’re confident of retaining the ‘fresh meat’ clause in its current wording. There just isn’t any enthusiasm for the ‘stomach, blood and entrails’...
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The Unexpected delivery of offal
Molly Smedhurst saw the van park outside her house and the Pete’s Meat man get out and walk up her drive, whistling a merry tune and carrying a...
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The factory on the border
Scotland’s vote to become independent had caused chaos and confusion in many a backyard, but no yard was more confused than that of the Offal Factory...
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The good Nazi and the secret offal parties
Hans Reiter was a good Nazi. Not only was he physically the perfect model of the Aryan race: blond, six foot six, intelligent, strong and brave, but...
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The offal short story collection
When the famous writer promised his Ten Tales of Offal, the publisher was delighted, as his publishing house was in a poor way, leaking writers and...
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