Christmas presents

And here's another, just so you get the idea.

For markbrown:

http://www.geordie.org.uk/

For Pepsoid:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/images/0141317140/ref=dp_image_0/202-...

For the triplets (Fish/ Pesky/ Rachel)

http://www.edirectory.co.uk/sexydirectory/1016/mia/d/willy+ice+makers+cl...

jude

"Cacoethes scribendi"
http://www.judesworld.net

tony's pressie ...

http://www.cocktail.uk.com/shop/products/product.asp?ID=1310

Thanks for the present Tony. The English to Geordie machine did this to one of my stories.

"The Geordie:

The shopkeeper looks at me suspiciously as Ah playce the coins in his hand.

A black breeze on me face, the material of me veil is not heavy. A woman is created in the space between his cornea an hor skin. Hes narked tha his gaze is obstructed.

Aal his leif he has expected lasses te provide unthinkingly what he wants. Ah feel him, resentful, wanting te explore me, te hump a piece of me away in his mind.

Hes surprised when Ah speak, as if fabric could block soond as well as seit .

Lads are so limited.

He examines me eyes, imagining me naked an broon , smelling of musk an sweet spices.

Unseen, Ahm free te transform. Ahm a creature woven frem moss an twigs an wrapped in ivy; a shining lizard, jewelled an rainbowed, secrets of every leif in history tattooed across me in angel’s script; Ahm made of pure white light.

Te him, Ahm a shadow, a woman-shaped void.

Aa've become summat else, not a woman, not a gadgie . What possibilities fre a new keind of person?

His face says ‘hypocrite’.

‘Cheat’

Perfume, lipstick, wax.

Ah buy them fre mesel ."

I reckon it sounds better.

I present you with this for Christmas:

http://www.armegalo.com/cow/christmas.html

Cheers,

Mark

Jude's pressie:

http://www.mcphee.com/items/10354.html

For everyone who needs a break from writing!

Use your arrow keys to get Santa drunk. Pick up drinks and mince pies for points... and DON'T touch the train track.

Good sound effects, too.

http://www.banditos.info/speles/sobersanta2.swf

For Tony

http://www.ukhairdressers.com/store/details.asp?ID=HeadjogPinkCombSet

You can always sell it on to Martin_T

There's only one thing for Jack Cade (to teach him about funny!)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Catherine-Tate-Show-Box-Set/dp/B000GY75DK/sr=8-1...

Having met Jack, he needs feeding up

http://www.hollandspies.co.uk/

for ggggggggareth, another 'g'

http://www.hiphopice.com/gunit50centchains9.html

For Missi: http://www.linsdomain.com/totems/pictures/pigeon.jpg

for ag: http://www.unitedmaskandparty.com/Halloween/images/bald_wig.JPG

There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett

Also, for Pepsoid, http://www.amazon.co.uk/When-Slow-Fast-Enough-Educating/dp/0898624916/sr...

And for Tony, http://www.amazon.co.uk/Survivors-Guide-Bird-Flu-Complementary/dp/095534...

A superhero for everyone on here who has a child. Or is still a child.

http://naropa.cut.org/supress/open/base_open.asp?strSub=Children&strType...

FOR BIGGUS, HERE IS A LOWER CASE KEYBOARD...

http://www.rm.com/Primary/Products/Product.asp?cref=PD413951

One each, for everyone, so we can all set them off together in the spirit of Yuletide.

http://www.lakelandlimited.co.uk/product.aspx/solutions/exclusives!20852

Argh.

Also, in case anyone's lonely at Christmas time =

http://www.lakelandlimited.co.uk/product.aspx/solutions/exclusives!4700

Bums. How do you make links 'live' again?

Perfect for Stormy's xmas cigar: http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://i22.ebayimg.com/04/i/07/...

There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett

I spent some time over this one for maddan:-

http://www.magicfactory.com.au/shop/images/N2569-Zombie-Mask.jpg

There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett

For Fergal:

http://www.buderimginger.com/consumer_info/search_results_details.asp?in...

Ideal stocking fillers for gggggareth. What more would a Crewe lad want: http://kaiserbilhelm0.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/...

There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett

So many presents, so little time. You are all so kind.

2 prezzies for me! Thanks guys!

Here's something for Yan + Jack...

http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/jrickclark/Structures/boxing-ring/02-b...

[[[~P~]]]

... What is "The Art of Tea"? ...
(www.pepsoid.wordpress.com - latest... Addendum to "Disappearing Robots")

aw, peps, are they picking on you?

here's one to cheer you up. From me to you. x

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://folk.ntnu.no/steinkje/wank...

Here's another for Peps...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MILLA-JOVOVICH-2007-CALENDAR_W0QQitemZ250054360297...

Don't think you can fool me with your not-so-cunning pseudonym, Archergrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl... :-!!!

(can I really have that one, gggg? Can I, can I?????)

[[[~P~]]]

... What is "The Art of Tea"? ...
(www.pepsoid.wordpress.com - latest... Addendum to "Disappearing Robots")

I guess these products have to go to our American friends but I could not bring myself to say who gets what - you'll just have to fight amongst yourselves:

http://www.breakfixsolutions.com/

http://www.greatjohn.com/grjodi.html

They are truly awe inspiring!

If only they were available in the UK.

hahahahahahahahahaha

jude

"Cacoethes scribendi"
http://www.judesworld.net

I like the thought of Breakfix's "fast and easy one-handed operation" ! And I think Peps is thinking along the same lines too...

And for our British friends...this may be of no use at all.

http://site.spymuseumstore.org/7680.html

Visit me http://www.radiodenver.org/

But it can't be shipped expedited!!!!

That is so awful for it.

I'll have to stick to my shoes with the tracker marks in the soles and the secret pocket in my macintosh.