out of conTEXT

Oh that hurts x

Cemetery gate

Step away from the tweezers! take a deap breath and relax. Your nasal hair will keep for another day x

(that last one was from my sister. I don't know how she knew. I just don't)

Pong

You'd better play it then

Unicron the monster planet! Yay!

do you want a lift to enlightenment later?

There's no one else staying. There may well be some squawking going on though

E's got her ear done. We are waiting for the bus.

shall i bring the crusher back round later?

Reproduced faithfully, except took out surname and location of party:

"got ur no 4rm rajs fne,KEEP SECRET!A message 2 say we r havin a SURPRISE 20TH 4 RAJ. DONT B L8!SURPRISE@730!PLS LET US KNOW a.s.a.p, if u r cumin so we can put u on list.txt bk or cal with ur name N NO. RAJ SISTER-REMEMBA IT A SURPRISE!"

It made me laugh that they included the full stops in abbreviating A.S.A.P. but fniished with 'it a surprise!'

Enzo..

Buy my book!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/o/ASIN/1846855187/

Excuse my own spelling in that. Ahhhh the irony.

Enzo..

Buy my book!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/o/ASIN/1846855187/

the olives of no fixed abode

Ur a star, i got out of it! Ta 4 pep talk.

"sorry but you couldn't as you would know and if we share anything it's the fact that we are our own worst critics - have a (((judif))) instead"

jude

"Cacoethes scribendi"
http://www.judesworld.net

There is coke effing everywhere here. Not me, no way. Have pulled a very attractive but very attached lady. morals you say? Well... I am clearly going to stride home alone over a moor in the crashing rain... meet up in the afternoon?

Is this the best england has. The two places i would not want to be stuck. Crewe and Fucking preston. We are movin now and i can feel myself passing through time.

Iam going to get there and find i have been lost for 57 years and my child has died wile i was gone. just before the train staff put me to work helpin them find the first class people.

now here's my powerless: i cannot resist the temptation to say your mr hp certainly has sauce (ouch!) something very soothing about watching aircraft- something about being on a higher plane! I think i need to lie down in a darkened room...

fancy glasto this year we can pitch an alcohol free tepee. i'll bring my bongos

Shockwave! Shockwave! Why arent u answering? theres nothing 2 do up there

All todays texts...

doesnt sound good, which doc?
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five phials! Poor girl.
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found the girls clothes.
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Its got a fucking recommended by richard and judy sticker PRINTED on it. Embarrass me on the beach why dont you?
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Did you manage to find anything out?
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wrong person I think.

That last one is commonly received by me. I am crap at sending them to the right person.

"Where do u want me to bury the body? What about the smell?"

u fibba

I know. I ain't got a mobile. That was an e-mail.