This article is ... well. I don't want to laugh, but I can't help it!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/global/main.jhtml?xml=/global/2007/10/26/noin...
is there a word for this paraphilia? A Pedalphile perhaps???
and what about other bloke at the end of the article?

Ewan | October 29, 2007 - 19:49
And what about the headline?
I have a bizarre picture of bemused and bewigged barristers looking on!
Yan2 | October 29, 2007 - 20:04
Poor guy. He's on a sex register for trying to screw his bike? lol. Jeez...I never thought I'd have to underground with the sofa bed and eggplants.
Look at this beauty: http://www.gtgtandems.com/images/bikes2000/sovsbl40.jpg
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crush | October 29, 2007 - 20:34
A speedophile?
maddan | October 29, 2007 - 20:41
Isn't it a little extreme to be put on the sex offender register for things you do by yourself in a locked room?
There is an obvious un-PC joke to be made. But I shall refrain from making it.
Yan2 | October 29, 2007 - 21:03
Outside court, a spokesman denied rumours that Robert Stewart is a cyclepath. "My client is very tyred and remains convinced he was framed."
In wine, poetry or virtue, as you wish, but enivrez-vous! The art is to be absolutely yourself -Charles Baudelaire.
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Ewan | October 29, 2007 - 21:08
Yes of course there is a serious down side, privacy of own room, no public to be offended, etc.
But... that's the kind of policing/law we have.
I still think it's funny: hats off to Maddan for rising above it and refraining.
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patmac | October 30, 2007 - 14:54
And one who humps cars here:
http://www.wayodd.com/british-man-likes-sex-with-cars/v/6800/
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