Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

...& in celebration thereof, I ask ye...

1. What kind of pirate be ye?
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ppi.html

2. What be yer pirate name?
http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php

I am a Quartermaster, and my pirate name is Armless Ferdinand Smythe (real name) or Fish Breath Bob (ABC name)!

Yaaarrrggghhh!!!!!

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