No more saints, no more buttercups....

On the thirteenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: abbey, aisle, altar, bishop, chapel, christen, disciple, minister, monastery, monk, nun, nunnery, parish, pew, psalm, pulpit, saint, sin, devil, vicar.

I hope they've removed the word 'Christmas'. We live in a multi-oodled society and ancient Santa-Clausian rites have no place in it. Many people don't even believe in Santa and few now make the pilgrimage to Lapland. New inclusions are: January Sales, Double Discounted, This Week Only, Speak to the Hand, Quality Time, Chico Time, Fing, Geezer, Wossname, Innit, Dunno.

Excellent list FTSE. Like let's like not forget like like.

They're completely barmy.

They've removed gerbil and added interdependent and trapezium. Obviously no childhood is complete without either of those.