Salmon Pusher

I was walking down Kilburn High Road on Saturday when a man approached me and asked me whether I wanted to buy any packets of salmon!

Am I be terribly naive and in fact this is some kind of North London code for drugs (packet of salmon= crack, tuna steak=heroin, Mackarel=cannabis etc) or was he actually trying to sell me fish?

I am confused!

mykle | December 16, 2008 - 16:48

Sounds fishy to me j :O)

chuck | December 16, 2008 - 20:53

That's odd. A friend of mine was driving a lorry load of smoked salmon down Kilburn High Road the other day and a few cases fell of the back.

Yan2 | December 16, 2008 - 22:45

ahh, it all makes sense now. I reckon you should report it to the police because everyone reckons it's the beavers who dunnit!

Moimo | December 19, 2008 - 23:07

Deffo a thief Jude, though a dodgy product just to stop and ask people. Drink and fags yes, household shoppin though...
You'd be surprised though just how many law-abiding citizens aren't quite as law-abiding as they think they are.
Take it from me I should know, I was once a policeman, sorry thief.

Craig