How Do You Spell Embarrassment?

For some reason I remembered this today. Over twenty years ago I used to work in Saudi Arabia and my office desk faced the door. For some reason I was leant over my desk reading something upside down with my bum facing the door. I then let go a tremendous fart and had a little self-satisfied giggle to myself. Unbeknown to me my boss had walked in to the office and was stood behind me directly in the firing line.