I got fired in the semi-final after losing my nerve and showing my bare bum to Sir Alan.
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threeleafshamrock | June 4, 2009 - 10:46
Ah yes! When I get nervous, I tend to scratch my scrotum; a far less sack inducing offence...mind you, got me; thrown off a bus once, three propositions from senior citizens (2 women and 1 male) and free membership to the 'L.A. Underwater Polo Club' from a visiting American...
Chris
FTSE100 | June 4, 2009 - 11:11
I was hired! I saw an opportunity and I pounced. There's nothing Suralan likes better than an accomplished pouncer, other than someone who scratches their balls and shows their bum.