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Get Your Ex-girlfriend Back

Posted by Skunk on June 28, 2009 - 13:14

No matter where in the world she is, you can get her back.
If she's dead you can restore her to life. She'll love you for it.
If she's married someone else, we supply a complete kit of legal documents to create an industrial strength divorce and a Sheffield steel vicar stabber in case she tries to re-marry.

http://www.getyourexgirlfriendback.com/

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azrop | June 28, 2009 - 18:32

I don't want her back! I thought she'd finally found peace when she ended up as the star attraction at Dudley Zoo. I'm happy to let sleeping dogs lie.

NaziWifebeater | June 30, 2009 - 00:55

"To Get Your Ex-Girlfriend Back, You Must Do the Opposite of What You Think You Should Do"

This is what I've always suspected. Which is why I always boot them in the minge. Don't I?

FTSE100 | June 30, 2009 - 01:20

You certainly do, sir.

poetjude | June 30, 2009 - 16:24

For $39.99 can anyone tell me how I can stop boyfriend from farting in my face? It would be worth every cent.

FTSE100 | June 30, 2009 - 16:43

Keep your face away from his fartrogen dioxide emission equipment, I should. Or go out with Skunk and you'll never know whether he's farting or not. My invoice is in the post.

NaziWifebeater | June 30, 2009 - 16:49

You'll never know whether he's farting or just speaking.

FTSE100 | June 30, 2009 - 16:55

Ah, a subtle one, sir. Well done.

NaziWifebeater | June 30, 2009 - 18:12

I am noted for my subtlety.

FTSE100 | June 30, 2009 - 18:28

You are indeed, sir. That should show him a thing or two, eh sir?

NaziWifebeater | June 30, 2009 - 20:30

I should bally well think so.

NaziWifebeater | July 7, 2009 - 18:48

It clearly has done. He has stopped farting.

FTSE100 | July 7, 2009 - 18:57

He has indeed, sir. And the doctors said it could never happen. Well done!