The other funniest joke in the world

Q: What do you call a fish with three eyes?
A: Fiiish.
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: Fsh.

These jokes don't work if you write them down, so I've ... er ... written them down.

What's the difference betyween a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognized and the other's stoatly different.

Another joke that doesn't work as well written down.

That's good, I must say, but I still think mine's a lot better. Have you read my other joke?

Q: What do you call a fish with three eyes?
A: Fiiish.
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: Blind ( I did consider a Nay).

TheBigHand5
Whens a door nay a door.
When its open

Why can't you just comment on the joke that stated all this?

'Why can't you just comment on the joke that stated all this?'
Because that is the whole point of a different forum :- Discuss writing from ABCtales.com

THIS is a GENERAL discussion forum where people generally discuss whatever they like!

We can discuss the joke!
If we choose to discuss the joke.
I will comment on the joke and say...
I haven't read it.

some dogs are interbred, infact, my sisters dog just had pups and the father is her brother, hahahahhahahahahaha Im fucking crazy man I swear...

Q - What do you call an exploding monkey?

A - A Baboom!

Q - what's E.T. short for?

A. - Because he's got little legs...

Those are my favourites of all time

daym!

Q. What did the farmer say to the cow on his roof?
A. Get down!

A horse walks into the bar. The barman asks 'why the long face?'

Pope, to cardinals: I have good and bad news for you. Kelloggs have just offered us a huge sum of money if we change the Lord's Prayer to 'Give us this day our daily cornflakes.' The bad news is, we've lost the Hovis contract.

I don't think that this joke will offend any blondes because its a joke in which the blonde is the clever one:

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?

The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa.”

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.”

This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question: “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”

The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.

“Okay,” says the lawyer, “your turn”.

She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?”

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.

The blonde says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?”

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

Family favourite (Visual)

'Which hand is the frog in?

it068
well-wisher. That joke is truly worthy of the word: 'sumblime'!! :)

I hope I spelled that right

"In days of old, when Knights were bold
and people were contented,
they wiped their ass, with a piece of glass,
And drove themselves; demented..."

You can find me on Facebook under 'Jacques Brown'

it068
which hand IS the frog in?

err, imagine....a friend raises two clenched fists, asks that question, one hand is bobbing up and down in froggy like rhythm ...it's, um, silly!

Confucius says; ‘Man with wooden leg with woodworm, safer than man with iron leg in thunderstorm…’

it068
No, I think that's pretty damn good.
I see why it's visual.

Confucious says: "Man who goes camping must beware evil intent."

This is a joke I made up myself. It may be rubbish and a bit too obscene, but here goes.

An American on holiday in Germany meets a German man and his wife and he asks "What's your name?".

"Becker", replies the man.

"Well", says the American, "I really love your country, Becker".

Suddenly the German man punches the American in the face.

"Why'd you do that for?", asks the American.

"My wifes name is Rebecca!", replies the man.

Q: Why did the Norwich City fan buy two tickets for the match?

A: Because he also wanted to take his mother, sister and cousin.

What goes oh, oh, oh?

Santa walking backwards...