Sucess

A decent funeral is any funeral where I'm not the only one lying down.

I'd rather my relatives and friends take the money that would have paid for the funeral and just throw my body to the wolves. Alternatively, they could keep me stashed in the cupboard and use me as a prop on Halloween to scare the trick or treaters.

I want to be the poorest man in the graveyard! No good having it when you die. No point. Spend it or give it away well before the end. Yep. Poorest man in the graveyard!.....

When I'm dead don't bury me at all,
just pickle my bones in alcohol...

Personally I'd prefer enough money now for a decent life! What do I care what happens to me after I die - I'll be dead. Funerals are for the living as an act of closure and acceptance that the deceased person has gone from their lives. I think if I had any money left over (which assumes that I have some now) I'd rather my friends spent in down the pub and remembered me fondly over a pint. And what constitutes a 'decent' funeral anyway?
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