A possible future schedule?
5.30 pm Flog it! Members of the public queue up to bet money on which schoolchild will be the last one standing in the ever popular corporal punishment series.
6.00 pm Come Die With Me. New series of the ever-popular dating show for the terminally ill.
6.30 pm Locution! Locution! Locution! Continuing our humorous tour of the regions, listening to the unintelligible utterances of simple country folk.
7.00 pm Ease Tenders. More from the gritty drama serial about private sector contracting, set in a home counties golf club.
7.30 pm American Idle. Another chance to catch up on the welfare underclass in the US, state by state. Tonight: Detroit and Pennsylvania.
8.00 pm I'm a Celebrity... So Who Gives a Shit?
9.00 pm Briton's Got Tennent's. A tour around the sink estates and public parks of the UK, following the trail of the ubiquitous blue can.
9.30 pm Causality. Accident and consequence in Holby General.
10.15 pm Downton Alley. The Turley's finally get evicted from their end-of-terrace crate after Van Hoogstraten sends in the boys. 'So real you can almost smell the dog piss on the lamp posts'. Ian Hyland, Daily Mail.
11.00 pm Celebrity Juice. More celebrities go to the electric chair.
Anything else on?
shep5377 | January 28, 2012 - 19:11
At 6:30, just before bed time, is a scintillating new episode of the children's show 'Pepper Pig'. In this episode kids are shown how to butcher their pet pig and cook it with a lovely pepper sauce.
scratch | January 28, 2012 - 20:00
Oh God. This is going to run and run..... I can't wait.
Stan | January 30, 2012 - 14:34
5.15 pm Pointless Celebrity. Game show for out-of-work has-beens and X Factor rejects.
6.15 pm Top Gear. Jeremy Clarkson's interminable trawl around UK car parks and public toilets in the search for the very best in Class As.
12.00 am Ready, Steady, Cock. International athletes discuss sexual techniques they've used.
andrea | January 30, 2012 - 21:43
13.00 Country Pile. An in-depth analysis of cow pats around the UK.
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FTSE100 | February 7, 2012 - 02:04
Wok the Meek: New recipes to dispose of people who have inherited the earth.
Stan | February 7, 2012 - 11:38
Hahaha!!! Good ones!
Have I Got Old Nudes For You. Aspects of life at a naturist retirement home.
Judge Judy. Ms Finnegan discloses more indiscretions from her past for audience discussion.