A little story started off by Mr Squirrel, i've taken the liberty of posting it here, will post my response and continuation. Does anyone else want to join in? a bit of a laugh and some silliness, feel free to continue the story!
Professor Brian Cox walked into his bedroom, he was exhausted after a hard week filming his upcoming series 'Wonders of Life' and thinking about clever stuff. His face-plate clicked and slid open with a hiss. There was a clunk and his chest-door swung open. His 4 foot grey-green pilot climbed out and sat at a dressing table.
He pressed a few concealed buttons, the mirror first turned static and then into the image of an extra-terristrial being beamed over light-years of subspace.
The image spoke "#471, received - anything to report?".
"Negative, Station. Plans are continuing as ... uhm, planned."
"Excellent #471. We have reports of concerns that require adjustment. Your vessel appears to be malfunctioning slightly. Firstly, the oral-cushioning lubrication system appears to be hugely overproducing resulting in the appearance of overly moist lips."
#471 replied, "I shall run a full range of diagnostics".
The image on the mirror nodded "and secondly, readings of levels of enthusiasm are reading as unnaturally high. We haven't seen these sort of numbers since the failed mission codenamed Timmy-Mallet."
"But you wouldn't believe the amount of Earth-pussy this gets me" replied #471 sheepishly.