Change a song 4 Christmas

Er..."Drop It Like It's a Hot Christmas Pud"...

It's Reindeer Men

Rudolph the Red-nosed Newspaper Proprietor

Good Holly Miss Molly

Don't Be Yule

I Can't Get You Out of my Bread-Sauce

"Let's Slay Together"...

The boy in the bubble and squeak - Paul Simon

"Oops! I Just Threw Up That Fourth Helping of Christmas Pud"

purple snow - Prince

The ace of sleighs- motorhead

oh carol- paul anca (or bobby darrin or someone)

Christmas be love- madness

Yule never walk alone - Gerry and the pacemakers

Snowballs of fire- Jerry lee lewis

pudding on the ritz- Fred astaire

the number of the baste- iron maiden

nativity-ta - Abba

Tree times a lady- lionel Richie and the comodores

stocking all over the world- Status Quo

>> oh carol- paul anca (or bobby darrin or someone) <<

Jesus Christ! What is this world coming to?

Ian, it's,

Oh Carol - Neil Sedaka (or Tony D on a bad day)

it's also, Paul Anka or Bobby Darin

Goodness! The Al Green Xmas nugget should, of course, read "Let's Sleigh Together".

'Slay' is a Bob Roberts Freudian slip...

...unconscious thoughts about Mrs Bob no. 2, I suspect...

There's a Guy Down the Chip Shop Who Swears He's Elvish.

Brilliant, Mr Sanders!

I must say the late, great, Kirsty MacColl will always have a place in my heart, especially during the festive season.

I hear there's a park bench in Leicester Square dedicated to her. It is my ambition to set my ample backside down on said bench and pay homage...

By the way, is the Kirsty MacColl park bench anywhere near the chip shop ?

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