Ma?tre Die
Eustace Gandalf Kermit Singh
Thought he could eat anything:-
Fleshy fish and small crustacea,
Eels and funny things from Asia
Monsters, squids and langoustine
Became his all-consuming dream.
His nemesis came years later,
At the hands of a Head Waiter.
Something you could not describe,
Bored a hole through his inside.
The Ma?tre said "I'm desolate!
As the poor chap died, I could only 'wait'!"
