Unordered Tales

Stories in this set

A Birthday Ode To Jon Stone

Submitted on January 6, 2006 - 07:14 | 1123 reads

A Small Amount Of Dark

Submitted on May 1, 2006 - 16:37 | 719 reads

Advance

Submitted on June 18, 2005 - 10:38 | 1015 reads

After the Rains

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:10 | 879 reads

Agenda

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:18 | 797 reads

Airsick

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:00 | 835 reads

Appetiser

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 09:05 | 871 reads

Bad Pub Guide

Submitted on November 6, 2005 - 13:37 | 1021 reads

Balloons

Submitted on June 11, 2006 - 17:13 | 733 reads

Beached Whale On Saunton Sands

Submitted on July 5, 2006 - 02:20 | 678 reads

beauty and the beast

Submitted on July 12, 2006 - 22:48 | 661 reads

Beneath the Waves There is No Snow

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:54 | 813 reads

Bluffer's Guide

Submitted on May 6, 2005 - 23:43 | 880 reads

Brown Sauce

Submitted on June 18, 2006 - 01:14 | 690 reads

Buggies and Trolleys

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:54 | 869 reads

But Come Evening

Submitted on May 6, 2005 - 23:51 | 803 reads

Cameo Hundesser - Style Consultant To The Wicked

Submitted on September 7, 2005 - 19:24 | 1043 reads

Captain Dali's Pirate Surrealists

Submitted on January 28, 2006 - 13:26 | 926 reads

Circumstantial

Submitted on April 13, 2006 - 17:45 | 795 reads

Concert

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:49 | 843 reads

Conserve With Grandma

Submitted on September 3, 2005 - 21:14 | 985 reads

Correspondence

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 09:05 | 801 reads

Couch

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:00 | 842 reads

Defence

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:49 | 838 reads

Dream Team

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:18 | 835 reads

Drink Me

Submitted on May 4, 2006 - 12:46 | 768 reads

Eagle

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:19 | 833 reads

Errata: Eleventh Episode - Deadlock On Doomsday Eve

Submitted on November 29, 2006 - 02:08 | 570 reads

Errata: Fifteenth Episode - Enter Screamo The Clown

Submitted on January 31, 2007 - 02:48 | 1673 reads

Errata: Fourteenth Episode - The Story I Told Nessa

Submitted on January 18, 2007 - 01:07 | 855 reads

Errata: Tenth Episode - Trouble at the Top

Submitted on November 22, 2006 - 15:06 | 801 reads

Errata: Twelfth Episode - End

Submitted on December 7, 2006 - 02:05 | 628 reads

Eschatology

Submitted on January 29, 2006 - 18:27 | 943 reads

Etiquette

Submitted on January 29, 2006 - 18:03 | 923 reads

Ex Pat

Submitted on May 24, 2006 - 22:54 | 736 reads

Fat War

Submitted on May 11, 2006 - 01:58 | 704 reads

Fifth Episode - Meet The Jackpot Twins

Submitted on June 22, 2006 - 15:09 | 649 reads

Final Fantasy

Submitted on February 20, 2006 - 18:05 | 981 reads

Fire At St Elmo's

Submitted on January 28, 2006 - 13:05 | 889 reads

Fully Compatible

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:32 | 821 reads

Gay Day

Submitted on July 27, 2006 - 19:35 | 1104 reads

Glass

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:01 | 857 reads

Great Dane

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:54 | 814 reads

Greg Versus the Zombie

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:54 | 810 reads

Head

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:17 | 769 reads

Head

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 22:07 | 792 reads

Heart of Class

Submitted on December 28, 2005 - 20:49 | 1034 reads

Homunculus

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:19 | 810 reads

Hunt

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 09:37 | 839 reads

I Don't Want To Die

Submitted on June 2, 2006 - 02:43 | 721 reads

I Look Forward To It

Submitted on January 29, 2006 - 17:57 | 1004 reads

I Love the Tyger

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:32 | 812 reads

I Walk East All Day

Submitted on July 3, 2006 - 15:12 | 734 reads

I Want To Marry A Lighthouse Keeper

Submitted on April 13, 2006 - 16:34 | 964 reads

Ig Quits

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:54 | 835 reads

In Which a Man Falls from a Ladder as Geoff and Wakes Up as Tim

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:13 | 1126 reads

Ink

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:23 | 854 reads

Jackdaw

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:10 | 871 reads

Jackdaw

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:13 | 733 reads

Judy

Submitted on January 29, 2006 - 17:49 | 934 reads

King

Submitted on May 1, 2006 - 16:47 | 743 reads

Len's Camera

Submitted on January 29, 2006 - 17:45 | 889 reads

Lib

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:10 | 844 reads

LOCAL POET SLAMS PRESS

Submitted on May 17, 2006 - 07:43 | 1651 reads

Loose

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:23 | 817 reads

Love Sonnet For The Dysphasic

Submitted on May 6, 2005 - 23:34 | 917 reads

Lull

Submitted on June 11, 2006 - 17:18 | 721 reads

Luv U Hunny

Submitted on July 29, 2006 - 01:34 | 744 reads

Meat

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:35 | 802 reads

Miracle

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:13 | 842 reads

Mixer

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:18 | 791 reads

Morning Surgery At The Fantasyland STD Clinic

Submitted on April 25, 2006 - 16:15 | 849 reads

Mr Hitogata Takes Stock

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:11 | 860 reads

Music

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 09:37 | 821 reads

News

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:34 | 813 reads

Nightingale

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:19 | 855 reads

Nook

Submitted on September 8, 2006 - 10:45 | 1555 reads

Okina Beach

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:12 | 921 reads

One More, Gentlemen?

Submitted on January 28, 2006 - 13:47 | 933 reads

Organ

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:52 | 794 reads

Pace Setter

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:04 | 767 reads

Palace Of Wisdom Best Kebab & Pizza

Submitted on May 12, 2006 - 05:16 | 788 reads

Parade

Submitted on July 5, 2006 - 02:11 | 664 reads

Pascal Versus the Formicants

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:13 | 926 reads

Patience

Submitted on January 29, 2006 - 17:37 | 931 reads

Peacock

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:19 | 882 reads

Perec

Submitted on July 27, 2006 - 23:20 | 671 reads

Pillow Talk

Submitted on June 19, 2006 - 00:42 | 680 reads

Plover

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:19 | 840 reads

Rails

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:54 | 810 reads

Recollections Of My Short Career In Pornography

Submitted on August 23, 2005 - 13:05 | 1165 reads

Redecoration

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:13 | 833 reads

Rising Sun

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:36 | 798 reads

Roach

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 09:37 | 823 reads

Rubbish

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:36 | 837 reads

Seagull

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:34 | 823 reads

See No Evil

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:23 | 870 reads

Self-Examination

Submitted on May 7, 2005 - 13:23 | 861 reads

Setting the Price

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:32 | 832 reads

She Leaves Tracks

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:58 | 826 reads

Shelter

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:04 | 880 reads

Slab

Submitted on May 1, 2006 - 16:28 | 762 reads

Small Talk

Submitted on June 6, 2006 - 17:29 | 650 reads

Smugglers

Submitted on September 8, 2006 - 11:05 | 601 reads

Snaps

Submitted on May 4, 2006 - 12:51 | 733 reads

Soap

Submitted on May 1, 2006 - 16:19 | 751 reads

Song of the Lead Miner

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:37 | 820 reads

Sonnet of the Famished Man

Submitted on January 9, 2006 - 17:39 | 904 reads

Speak No Evil

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:04 | 846 reads

Stand

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:52 | 852 reads

Television

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:34 | 796 reads

Terminal

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:00 | 804 reads

Terminal Two - First Episode: Conurbations

Submitted on June 6, 2006 - 04:02 | 706 reads

Terminal Two - Fourth Episode: Chief For Governor

Submitted on June 6, 2006 - 04:13 | 858 reads

Terminal Two - Ninth Episode: The Elocution Will Not Be Televised

Submitted on August 23, 2006 - 04:37 | 766 reads

Terminal Two - Second Episode: My Summer Of Tennis

Submitted on June 6, 2006 - 04:05 | 1391 reads

Terminal Two - Seventh Episode: In Which A Camel Explodes, Impressing No One

Submitted on August 18, 2006 - 03:33 | 667 reads

Terminal Two - Third Episode: The Chess Dream

Submitted on June 6, 2006 - 04:09 | 654 reads

Terminal Two: Eighth Episode - Executions Will Continue Until Morale Improves

Submitted on August 20, 2006 - 05:53 | 638 reads

Terminal Two: Sixth Episode - What The Deuce?

Submitted on June 24, 2006 - 01:33 | 703 reads

The Astronaut's Love Note

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:36 | 814 reads

The Caterer

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:54 | 831 reads

The Last Days of the Wind and Thunder Faction - Part One

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:26 | 848 reads

The Serpent of God

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:23 | 845 reads

There Are Dead Things Everywhere

Submitted on May 31, 2006 - 17:28 | 699 reads

things can only get better

Submitted on June 8, 2006 - 02:54 | 741 reads

Thirteenth Episode - Midnight At The Magic Bordello

Submitted on December 21, 2006 - 02:27 | 660 reads

Thrush

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:19 | 860 reads

Tim Versus The Factoids

Submitted on March 30, 2006 - 01:12 | 883 reads

Time

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 09:24 | 850 reads

Tryst

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:44 | 837 reads

Undercity

Submitted on August 9, 2006 - 12:29 | 677 reads

untitled

Submitted on July 13, 2006 - 00:50 | 623 reads

Wallpaper

Submitted on January 9, 2006 - 17:41 | 934 reads

Wally Lomax, The Most Offensive Comedian In The World. No, Really.

Submitted on December 30, 2005 - 04:56 | 1080 reads

Wanderlust

Submitted on February 16, 2006 - 05:41 | 973 reads

Wax

Submitted on May 31, 2006 - 17:35 | 660 reads

Weed Killer

Submitted on April 9, 2006 - 18:04 | 879 reads

Werner Herzog helped Joaquin Phoenix from a car wreck;

Submitted on February 12, 2006 - 02:03 | 3070 reads

Windfall

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:12 | 856 reads

Wolf

Submitted on January 28, 2006 - 12:44 | 889 reads