Sometimes it creeps up hardly noticed
As we meld through life's decree
At other times I wonder
If his extra heads
Are down to me?
His aspirins and tepid tea
With the 'testing'
"I understand!"
Yeah, right!
Try a simmering kettle
Dripped, on your difference
And hot coals in either hand
He never stands full-frontal
During my, quote
"Hormonal overkill" anymore
Ha...
He can dodge me all he likes
I've passed conduction
And have wired the toilet floor
His hamster is his only friend
One week out of four
Which suits my newfound liberty
And prevents its staple to the door
Three more days with the opponent
And once more he'll be my mate
Do I explain the substituted hamster
And fess up, who he ate?
lex ?03
