Sneak
(In response to sneak's poetry)
Sneak's a twisted tosser,
Relishing gore and slime,
He's stuck in schoolboy humour,
Thinks negativity's divine.
Imagine his school jotter -
Full of scribblings sick and bleak.
He never paid attention
That's why his punctuation's weak.
His verse is facile: dum-dee-dum,
(I think you must agree.)
I guess there's room for this kind of sh_t -
But here on ABC?
Hold on - I believe in freedom
So perhaps I've gone too far -
It's a platform for all and sundry,
Even the tasteless and bizarre.
But I ask you, sneak, just one thing,
Before you post more cr_p,
Offer something positive,
You miserable wrong-headed chap!
It's easy to be nasty -
You see I do it too!
But the world is full of evil;
Try the beautiful and the true!
