Introducing Jack Schitt:
He is the only son of Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt: Awh Schitt, the
fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of Knee-Deep Schitt
Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. They produced six children. Holy
Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin
sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva
Schitt, and another son Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt, and they have a
son Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens
bothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and
Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt,
and they are awaiting the arrival of a new baby Schitt.
Now you know Jack Schitt!
