TURN ON COUNTDOWN DEAR?


from the ABC set THE FAMOUS AND THE INFAMOUS

I was watching Carol and twice nightly
Countdown with Vorderman and Whitely
When I told my wife where I am housed
That when watching Carol I got Aroused
I could tell that I had let down my guard
Her instant response was to slap me hard
She slapped me unconscious how absurd
And all I did was get a seven-letter word

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