God, I'm good.
Bl'm'n brilliant, I am!
I mean, at everything, y'know?
Not just at sandwich-making,
Bacon frying,
Fence painting,
Gerbil training,
Walnut cracking,
Button sewing,
Marble rolling,
Paperclip straightening,
Stamp licking,
Potato scrubbing,
TV tuning,
Toenail clipping,
Tambourine shaking,
Spoon bending,
Carpet fitting,
Hole punching.
But
Like
Y'know
Everything!
.
.
.
Not so good at poetry, though.
