Poems and the Like

Poems and poem-like jobbies

Stories in this set

arse dribble

Submitted on October 20, 2005 - 13:46 | 1874 reads

Big Brother

Submitted on January 23, 2006 - 11:51 | 933 reads

Chances

Submitted on August 19, 2005 - 07:56 | 1344 reads

Chips

Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 15:36 | 1266 reads

Clerihew#1: Angelina Jolie

Submitted on January 5, 2006 - 09:34 | 1048 reads

Clerihew#2: Gillian McKeith

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:38 | 916 reads

Clerihew#3: Gandalf

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:41 | 971 reads

Clerihews #4+#5: Diet Coke

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:43 | 1020 reads

Condiments

Submitted on December 17, 2005 - 22:37 | 927 reads

Filth (a Sonnet)

Submitted on August 6, 2006 - 21:57 | 663 reads

Happiness

Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 15:57 | 1247 reads

Hygiene

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:44 | 933 reads

I Fell in Love With the Virgin Air-Time Balance Recorded Announcement Girl

Submitted on October 6, 2005 - 13:13 | 1274 reads

If Only I Could Afford a PS3¦ V1.0

Submitted on December 5, 2006 - 18:46 | 613 reads

If Only I Could Afford a PS3¦ V2.0

Submitted on December 5, 2006 - 18:47 | 634 reads

Lard (a Luc Bat lament)

Submitted on January 5, 2006 - 09:36 | 1047 reads

Me and My Camel

Submitted on September 21, 2005 - 13:16 | 1293 reads

Minor Annoyance

Submitted on December 17, 2005 - 22:36 | 987 reads

My Dog is Not a B*ll*ck Coaster!

Submitted on October 5, 2005 - 12:51 | 1054 reads

My Ego

Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 15:10 | 1100 reads

Nurps'n'Burps

Submitted on October 5, 2005 - 12:55 | 1128 reads

One Tonne World

Submitted on April 24, 2008 - 10:35 | 434 reads

Papal Oration

Submitted on January 18, 2006 - 21:32 | 887 reads

Pepsoid's Philosophy on Life

Submitted on January 18, 2006 - 21:33 | 879 reads

Poem#1: Low-Fat Custard

Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 14:22 | 1379 reads

Right Where it Belongs... by Nine Inch Nails

Submitted on July 3, 2006 - 17:37 | 731 reads

Saving Water

Submitted on October 6, 2005 - 10:38 | 1283 reads

Sex

Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 16:25 | 925 reads

shiny shoes

Submitted on October 18, 2005 - 12:49 | 960 reads

Soppy Git

Submitted on October 12, 2005 - 11:18 | 1451 reads

Sudoku Salad

Submitted on October 11, 2005 - 15:17 | 963 reads

the giraffe

Submitted on January 5, 2006 - 09:38 | 924 reads

The Slibbery Flehg

Submitted on December 5, 2005 - 16:35 | 1073 reads

Toast

Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 16:14 | 1245 reads