Poems and poem-like jobbies
Stories in this set
'These Are Not the Droids You're Looking For' Submitted on January 8, 2012 - 08:35 | 37 reads
arse dribble Submitted on October 20, 2005 - 13:46 | 2409 reads
Big Brother Submitted on January 23, 2006 - 11:51 | 1094 reads
Chances Submitted on August 19, 2005 - 07:56 | 1545 reads
Chips Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 15:36 | 1421 reads
Clerihew#1: Angelina Jolie Submitted on January 5, 2006 - 09:34 | 1244 reads
Clerihew#2: Gillian McKeith Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:38 | 1101 reads
Clerihew#3: Gandalf Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:41 | 1166 reads
Clerihews #4+#5: Diet Coke Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:43 | 1198 reads
Condiments Submitted on December 17, 2005 - 22:37 | 1118 reads
Filth (a Sonnet) Submitted on August 6, 2006 - 21:57 | 840 reads
Happiness Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 15:57 | 1431 reads
Hygiene Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:44 | 1090 reads
If Only I Could Afford a PS3¦ V1.0 Submitted on December 5, 2006 - 18:46 | 798 reads
If Only I Could Afford a PS3¦ V2.0 Submitted on December 5, 2006 - 18:47 | 789 reads
Lard (a Luc Bat lament) Submitted on January 5, 2006 - 09:36 | 1297 reads
Me and My Camel Submitted on September 21, 2005 - 13:16 | 1548 reads
Minor Annoyance Submitted on December 17, 2005 - 22:36 | 1152 reads
My Dog is Not a B*ll*ck Coaster! Submitted on October 5, 2005 - 12:51 | 1232 reads
My Ego Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 15:10 | 1276 reads
No Bunjee Jumps For Me Submitted on December 24, 2011 - 13:28 | 50 reads
Nurps'n'Burps Submitted on October 5, 2005 - 12:55 | 1288 reads
One Tonne World Submitted on April 24, 2008 - 10:35 | 572 reads
Papal Oration Submitted on January 18, 2006 - 21:32 | 1072 reads
Pepsoid's Philosophy on Life Submitted on January 18, 2006 - 21:33 | 1063 reads
Poem#1: Low-Fat Custard Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 14:22 | 1544 reads
Right Where it Belongs... by Nine Inch Nails Submitted on July 3, 2006 - 17:37 | 870 reads
Saving Water Submitted on October 6, 2005 - 10:38 | 1455 reads
Sex Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 16:25 | 1083 reads
shiny shoes Submitted on October 18, 2005 - 12:49 | 1144 reads
Soppy Git Submitted on October 12, 2005 - 11:18 | 2068 reads
Sudoku Salad Submitted on October 11, 2005 - 15:17 | 1148 reads
the giraffe Submitted on January 5, 2006 - 09:38 | 1085 reads
The Slibbery Flehg Submitted on December 5, 2005 - 16:35 | 1458 reads
Toast Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 16:14 | 1445 reads