MALDON MODELS, BASILDON BLONDES AND GIRLS FROM GRAYS

A Collections of politically incorrect Poems and Stories about feminus estuarinus

Stories in this set

A BRIGHT SPARK

Submitted on January 5, 2008 - 19:38 | 872 reads

A LA MODE

Submitted on March 19, 2007 - 09:33 | 957 reads

A LA MODE AGAIN

Submitted on March 29, 2007 - 07:53 | 846 reads

A THIN DIME

Submitted on June 15, 2008 - 13:27 | 611 reads

ABORT ABORT

Submitted on September 28, 2006 - 07:54 | 1081 reads

ACCIDENT MODE

Submitted on May 11, 2008 - 13:31 | 690 reads

AFTER SEX

Submitted on May 29, 2008 - 08:19 | 726 reads

AFTER SEX AGAIN

Submitted on May 8, 2008 - 07:50 | 687 reads

AI DI

Submitted on June 9, 2008 - 08:14 | 600 reads

AIR HEAD

Submitted on June 3, 2008 - 15:08 | 704 reads

AM I BLONDE

Submitted on October 29, 2006 - 09:52 | 1103 reads

BASILDON BIMBETTE

Submitted on September 30, 2006 - 10:16 | 1264 reads

BASILDON BLONDE

Submitted on August 24, 2006 - 12:22 | 1233 reads

BASILDON BLONDER

Submitted on October 24, 2006 - 18:27 | 1158 reads

BASILDON BLONDEST

Submitted on October 24, 2006 - 18:28 | 1081 reads

BETTER DEAD THAN RED

Submitted on May 23, 2008 - 08:22 | 659 reads

BIMBETTE AND THE BUILDER

Submitted on May 27, 2008 - 10:24 | 646 reads

BIMBETTE AND THE BUILDER

Submitted on October 4, 2006 - 07:53 | 1088 reads

BLONDE EMERGENCY

Submitted on March 10, 2008 - 09:00 | 684 reads

BLONDE MODE

Submitted on May 14, 2007 - 08:01 | 1405 reads

BLONDEST MODE

Submitted on February 10, 2007 - 20:33 | 971 reads

BLONDSKI

Submitted on March 7, 2008 - 09:27 | 760 reads

BRAINY BLONDE

Submitted on June 4, 2008 - 08:01 | 650 reads

BREAST STROKE MODE

Submitted on July 17, 2007 - 08:10 | 853 reads

CAPITAL MODE

Submitted on May 9, 2008 - 07:55 | 589 reads

CHANGING MODE

Submitted on July 16, 2007 - 08:19 | 851 reads

CHECK WITH THE DOC

Submitted on October 16, 2007 - 10:43 | 889 reads

CLASS BOOBS

Submitted on May 16, 2008 - 07:57 | 811 reads

CLUB 18-30 GIRLS

Submitted on May 20, 2008 - 07:43 | 885 reads

COMPACT MODE

Submitted on May 4, 2008 - 10:12 | 634 reads

COMPUTER MODEL

Submitted on June 9, 2007 - 11:37 | 1165 reads

CRASH LOCATION

Submitted on July 20, 2008 - 09:18 | 620 reads

DAGENHAM DIRT BAGS # 1

Submitted on April 9, 2008 - 08:52 | 691 reads

DAGENHAM DIRT BAGS # 2

Submitted on April 10, 2008 - 09:00 | 680 reads

DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE

Submitted on May 23, 2010 - 08:10 | 295 reads

DOWN TO EARTH

Submitted on June 10, 2008 - 07:52 | 641 reads

ETERNAL DEFINITION

Submitted on May 30, 2008 - 07:42 | 676 reads

EYE MODE

Submitted on August 24, 2006 - 12:20 | 1102 reads

FAMILY MODE

Submitted on June 11, 2007 - 08:05 | 1174 reads

FINISHED!

Submitted on June 8, 2008 - 15:12 | 654 reads

FINISHED?

Submitted on October 13, 2006 - 08:25 | 1100 reads

FUN IN THE SUN

Submitted on November 4, 2006 - 09:51 | 1097 reads

FURTHER BLONDES

Submitted on May 1, 2008 - 07:39 | 685 reads

GETTING THE BOOTS

Submitted on March 5, 2008 - 09:04 | 665 reads

GOLDILOCKS

Submitted on May 24, 2008 - 08:34 | 629 reads

HEY WAYNE

Submitted on August 24, 2006 - 12:15 | 1184 reads

HOW MUCH

Submitted on November 1, 2006 - 09:24 | 1153 reads

IF IT MOVES SALUTE IT

Submitted on June 2, 2008 - 08:25 | 612 reads

IF IT’S A GIRL

Submitted on April 19, 2007 - 07:58 | 797 reads

ILLUMINATING LOVE MAKING

Submitted on October 31, 2006 - 09:05 | 1071 reads

INCONCEIVABLE

Submitted on May 15, 2008 - 08:19 | 637 reads

IT’S A SIN

Submitted on May 26, 2008 - 09:22 | 587 reads

JOKE MODE

Submitted on May 5, 2008 - 09:07 | 648 reads

LONGSTREET MAYBE

Submitted on October 1, 2006 - 08:46 | 1112 reads

MATING CALL'S

Submitted on September 29, 2006 - 08:57 | 1093 reads

MIXED RACE

Submitted on September 14, 2006 - 08:00 | 1158 reads

MODUS OPERANDI

Submitted on May 6, 2008 - 08:12 | 678 reads

MUMMY’S LITTLE ANGEL

Submitted on April 6, 2007 - 16:28 | 956 reads

NEIGHBOURS FROM HELL

Submitted on May 28, 2008 - 08:04 | 680 reads

ONE DAY MY PRINCE WILL COME

Submitted on December 23, 2007 - 09:05 | 730 reads

ORANGE JUICE MODE

Submitted on May 10, 2008 - 10:02 | 706 reads

PARKING MODE

Submitted on August 25, 2006 - 13:14 | 1096 reads

PARTYING OR CLUBBING

Submitted on December 16, 2006 - 20:17 | 1026 reads

PHOTOGRAPHIC MODE

Submitted on May 7, 2008 - 07:51 | 570 reads

PICKLED MODE

Submitted on May 12, 2008 - 07:54 | 579 reads

PUZZLED GIRLS

Submitted on March 6, 2008 - 09:20 | 672 reads

SEX

Submitted on October 28, 2006 - 19:44 | 1063 reads

SHAMPOO MODE

Submitted on May 13, 2008 - 08:10 | 574 reads

SHOPPING MODE # 1

Submitted on July 13, 2007 - 07:38 | 771 reads

SHOPPING MODE # 2

Submitted on July 14, 2007 - 18:40 | 754 reads

SHORT BLONDE

Submitted on May 31, 2008 - 23:27 | 583 reads

SMART MODE

Submitted on September 27, 2006 - 08:16 | 1088 reads

SMART MODE AGAIN

Submitted on May 25, 2008 - 10:39 | 608 reads

SO SO BLONDE

Submitted on January 25, 2007 - 09:03 | 923 reads

STAY, STAY, STAY

Submitted on May 29, 2010 - 10:11 | 270 reads

STD

Submitted on January 11, 2007 - 09:43 | 868 reads

TAKE A BREAK

Submitted on May 3, 2008 - 14:53 | 588 reads

TEX MEX RING DING

Submitted on June 5, 2008 - 08:56 | 551 reads

THE MEASURE OF A MAN

Submitted on April 23, 2011 - 08:07 | 195 reads

THE SMART WISH

Submitted on October 12, 2006 - 08:33 | 1067 reads

THUNDERING MODE

Submitted on May 2, 2008 - 08:00 | 576 reads

TO THE WOODS

Submitted on October 14, 2006 - 10:07 | 1148 reads

VENTING HER SPLEEN

Submitted on August 24, 2006 - 12:26 | 1085 reads

VIENS A MOI

Submitted on October 23, 2006 - 19:14 | 1050 reads

WELL FAX ME

Submitted on November 3, 2006 - 10:59 | 1030 reads

WHAT A GAS

Submitted on May 31, 2008 - 09:19 | 562 reads