Junk

Stuff I hope my biographers will overlook.

Stories in this set

A Prayer to Google

Submitted on January 19, 2009 - 13:19 | 1031 reads

Age Brings Wisden

Submitted on January 20, 2009 - 23:52 | 859 reads

Bad Writing Prize IP

Submitted on July 29, 2011 - 15:10 | 264 reads

Christmas Spam

Submitted on December 25, 2011 - 06:15 | 107 reads

Comments

Submitted on November 14, 2011 - 10:51 | 151 reads

Extreme Breakfasts

Submitted on January 26, 2009 - 20:25 | 852 reads

Fairy Tale

Submitted on August 14, 2008 - 13:13 | 1138 reads

Final Examination

Submitted on October 22, 2008 - 14:57 | 1046 reads

How to Conjugate a Sheep

Submitted on November 7, 2008 - 15:24 | 1005 reads

I Want a Cup of Cuppa

Submitted on January 1, 2012 - 06:47 | 96 reads

Kill 'em All

Submitted on November 12, 2008 - 12:30 | 1159 reads

Love and Gout

Submitted on May 29, 2009 - 10:10 | 935 reads

May All Your Underpants be Wonderpants

Submitted on September 22, 2008 - 16:48 | 1062 reads

Melons are a Bore

Submitted on November 14, 2008 - 18:24 | 1095 reads

Panoply

Submitted on October 18, 2011 - 10:52 | 158 reads

Poetry As She Is Wrote

Submitted on September 28, 2008 - 19:10 | 1055 reads

Poetry Explained

Submitted on October 4, 2011 - 02:38 | 215 reads

Reply to Your Comment

Submitted on November 23, 2011 - 04:56 | 115 reads

The Green Wheelbarrow (IP)

Submitted on August 6, 2011 - 01:48 | 204 reads

The Last Days

Submitted on January 28, 2009 - 18:53 | 910 reads

This Are the Way of Dissertation Writings

Submitted on October 16, 2008 - 11:23 | 944 reads

This is not a Pipe

Submitted on August 21, 2011 - 10:47 | 233 reads

To Mock a Killingbird

Submitted on September 25, 2008 - 22:07 | 1316 reads

Vengeance is Mine!

Submitted on October 31, 2008 - 13:03 | 985 reads

Writing on the Moon

Submitted on December 4, 2011 - 17:34 | 166 reads

Comments

SundaysChild | May 8, 2009 - 17:33

Have just read these all.
How clever you are with words.
Quite mesmerising.
'Dear Literary Agent', 'Fairytale' and 'Final Examination' I thought were genius.