These stories are taken from the official Little Frigging In The Wold blog featuring tales of everyday rural perversions from the village of Little-Frigging-In-The-Wold, in the county of Upper Thyghspreader, deep in the rural heart of England.
The village pub is The Pervert's Appendage and the village newspaper is Little-Frigging-In-The-Wold Gleaner.
Just some of the local characters you may meet in these tales:
1. The narrator – Norbert Trouser-Quandary. A farmer specialising in the husbandry of free-range hairstylists and the breeding for the market of farm-assured lawyers.
2. The narrator's wife – Maureen Trouser-Quandary. Manageress of the Little Frigging In The Wold Inter-Village Orgy Team
3. Ex-Army Colonel and local magistrate - Colonel Fitz-Tightly
4. The Post Mistress - Labia Entanglements
5. The librarian (couple with No. 6) - Miss Lesley Mufflapper
6. The assistant librarian (couple with No. 5) - Miss Margie Mingefinger
7. The Cake-Shop Manageress - Fanny Knickerless
8. Retired Badger-Mollifier - Old Feebletrousers
9. Ex-Cream Horn Wrangler - Grand Old Uncle Stagnant
10. The Little Frigging vicar - Rev. Counter
11. LFITW Riding School Proprietor - Jenny Moist-Gusset
12. Local handyman and voyeur - Bert Splodge
13. Blacksmith - Strom Thighhammer
14. LFITW Gleaner Editor - Foaming Lickspittle
15. LFITW Gleaner Sports Correspondent - Sherry Ventilator
16. World Champion Village Idiot - Spage Braindribble
17. Little Frigging Village Policeman - PC Ghonnemadd
18. Little Frigging Antique Shop proprietor - Minge Peccadillo
19. Little Frigging Village Doctor - Minnie Strayshuns
20. Little Frigging Village Nurse - Pam Purring
21. The Three Old Crones/Purveyors of Traditional Herbal Remedies/Witches - The Teeb Hags:
22. Splodge & Sons (Purveyors of Marital and Sexual aids to the gentry since 1789)
Neighbouring villages and their pubs:
1. Tupping-on-the-Marsh (pub: The Highway Man’s Floozie)
2. Greater Spadgecock (pub: The Elbow and Spatula)
3. Morningwood-in-the-LowerBack (pub: The Catamite In The Bush)
4. Titten-Growper (pub: The Shepherd’s Ewe And Wellies)
5. Much Piddling (pub: The Queen’s Gusset)
6. Lower Crotchstaine (pub: The Thatcher’s Demeanour)
Nearest Town: Upper Lower Spadgecock (pub: The Fox and Quantity Surveyor)
Stories in this set
(Not) The Beast From The Swamp Submitted on August 12, 2011 - 14:23 | 108 reads
A Lady’s Guide to Fetishes Submitted on August 18, 2010 - 13:07 | 323 reads
Adult Education and Perversion Submitted on September 9, 2011 - 14:29 | 101 reads
Advanced Sexual Perversions – Lesson 1 Submitted on April 20, 2011 - 14:26 | 189 reads
Applied Fresh Cream Cake Perversions Submitted on December 22, 2010 - 14:34 | 200 reads
Badger Procurement Mechanism Taxation Submitted on March 2, 2011 - 15:35 | 163 reads
Bicycle Clips Submitted on December 15, 2010 - 14:19 | 214 reads
Bumf Oddball's 'How To Watch Wife-Swappers' Submitted on February 23, 2011 - 14:31 | 307 reads
Charabanc Trip Submitted on October 20, 2010 - 13:28 | 349 reads
Christmas Gift Scrutiny And Charity Calendars Submitted on January 12, 2011 - 15:41 | 185 reads
First All-Village Orgy Advice Submitted on September 8, 2010 - 13:02 | 449 reads
Fruit-Based Perversions Submitted on January 19, 2011 - 15:11 | 185 reads
Grand Uncle Stagnant – The Early Years Submitted on June 20, 2011 - 14:28 | 191 reads
In Pursuit of the Woman with the Feathered Hat Submitted on October 27, 2010 - 12:56 | 349 reads
Inter-Village Orgy League Match Tactics Submitted on January 5, 2011 - 15:04 | 215 reads
Inter-Village Orgy League: Match Report Submitted on September 15, 2010 - 13:30 | 453 reads
Is Pole-Vaulting Considered A Sexual Perversion? Submitted on November 3, 2010 - 13:53 | 262 reads
Little Frigging In The Wold – The Computer Game Submitted on July 29, 2011 - 14:35 | 141 reads
Official World Fondle A Friend Day Submitted on February 9, 2011 - 14:33 | 277 reads
On Receiving One’s First Brace of Sex Spatulas Submitted on December 29, 2010 - 14:51 | 288 reads
On The Importance Of Pre-Orgy Warm-Ups Submitted on February 18, 2011 - 14:28 | 509 reads
Open-Air Orgies and Their Drawbacks Submitted on May 23, 2011 - 14:34 | 230 reads
Perverts of Myth and Legend Submitted on September 30, 2011 - 14:27 | 121 reads
Rural Post Offices Submitted on September 29, 2010 - 12:55 | 229 reads
Sex Weasel Spanners Submitted on December 1, 2010 - 13:44 | 328 reads
Sex, Pies And Sellotape Submitted on October 13, 2010 - 13:39 | 294 reads
Shared Misgivings Submitted on August 26, 2011 - 14:27 | 98 reads
Strictly Come Village Orgying Submitted on May 4, 2011 - 14:18 | 313 reads
The Care Of Recently-Hatched Lawyers Submitted on September 16, 2011 - 14:29 | 154 reads
The Lawyers go to Market Submitted on October 14, 2011 - 15:29 | 87 reads
The Majestic Herds of Hairstylists Submitted on January 27, 2012 - 15:31 | 55 reads
The Perverted Races Submitted on April 25, 2011 - 14:38 | 232 reads
The Scented Allotment Submitted on February 2, 2011 - 14:35 | 248 reads
The Secret Rites Of Folk Singers Submitted on March 16, 2011 - 15:32 | 205 reads
The Seemingly Endless Perversions of Summer Submitted on July 15, 2011 - 14:31 | 113 reads
The Use of Punts Submitted on July 4, 2011 - 15:12 | 140 reads
Throw the Bums a Dime Submitted on September 23, 2011 - 14:41 | 91 reads
Undercover Wartime Perversions Submitted on October 8, 2010 - 12:50 | 261 reads
Woodland Perversions – A Practical Guide Submitted on April 15, 2011 - 14:34 | 303 reads
Youthful Erections Submitted on January 6, 2012 - 15:43 | 82 reads
