Tales of the Unexpurgated

A collection of tales, historical stories and current affairs events.

Stories in this set

2012 Olympic Sports

Submitted on June 27, 2011 - 14:41 | 129 reads

A Day in the Life

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:15 | 836 reads

A Glamorous Career

Submitted on March 15, 2010 - 14:40 | 443 reads

A Great Victorian Engineer And Inventor

Submitted on October 29, 2010 - 13:44 | 307 reads

A Long Time Ago In A Chip Shop Far Away…

Submitted on June 15, 2009 - 09:25 | 868 reads

A Sexual Peccadillo

Submitted on November 9, 2009 - 09:23 | 1247 reads

A Workplace Romance

Submitted on December 6, 2010 - 14:19 | 210 reads

After The Summer Of Love

Submitted on December 3, 2010 - 13:52 | 192 reads

All-Nude Chicken-Intriguing

Submitted on May 18, 2009 - 10:15 | 1048 reads

Alternative Energy Sources

Submitted on March 7, 2011 - 15:29 | 181 reads

An Actor’s Life

Submitted on September 26, 2011 - 14:29 | 106 reads

An Eminent Victorian Natural Philosopher

Submitted on July 25, 2011 - 14:54 | 184 reads

An Episode From The History Of British Pop Music

Submitted on October 11, 2010 - 13:26 | 260 reads

Animal Rights Action

Submitted on December 21, 2009 - 10:21 | 512 reads

Annual Rub Your Genitals In a Bowl Of Raspberry Jelly Day

Submitted on June 30, 2010 - 13:22 | 572 reads

Are You Ready To Rock ‘N’ Roll?

Submitted on February 22, 2010 - 14:16 | 510 reads

Astronomy News

Submitted on November 17, 2010 - 13:58 | 186 reads

Battle-ready Surveys

Submitted on November 7, 2011 - 15:42 | 91 reads

Brussels Sprouts And Their Role In History

Submitted on September 13, 2010 - 13:42 | 264 reads

Celebrity Accountancy On Ice

Submitted on February 21, 2011 - 14:29 | 331 reads

Celebrity Cheese Contemplation

Submitted on November 26, 2010 - 15:25 | 235 reads

Celebrity Extreme Gardening

Submitted on November 1, 2010 - 13:56 | 218 reads

Celebrity VAT Inspector

Submitted on July 28, 2010 - 13:18 | 272 reads

Creation Myths Of The Modern Tribes – Part One

Submitted on October 4, 2010 - 13:59 | 377 reads

Days of Exploration

Submitted on April 27, 2011 - 14:42 | 228 reads

Death By Chat Show

Submitted on November 12, 2010 - 14:28 | 238 reads

Digitalis Happenstance – An Obituary

Submitted on February 28, 2011 - 15:40 | 192 reads

Dolly the Sheep

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 01:08 | 2121 reads

Doormat's Penultimate Theorem

Submitted on August 20, 2010 - 12:54 | 392 reads

Exclusive! Film Star Interview

Submitted on September 24, 2010 - 13:23 | 246 reads

Experimental Mishaps

Submitted on November 23, 2009 - 09:22 | 585 reads

Extreme Sports

Submitted on May 25, 2009 - 08:37 | 702 reads

Final Exams

Submitted on May 16, 2011 - 15:01 | 160 reads

Full-Frontal Accountancy

Submitted on December 29, 2009 - 09:32 | 559 reads

Full-Frontal Cookery

Submitted on February 3, 2012 - 15:28 | 63 reads

Full-Frontal Teenage Lesbian Sex Orgy

Submitted on May 24, 2010 - 13:29 | 1360 reads

God Condemns 'So-Called Intelligent Design'

Submitted on November 16, 2009 - 08:47 | 1114 reads

Goldilocks

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:15 | 986 reads

Gravity

Submitted on November 30, 2009 - 10:28 | 436 reads

Hernia von Volenipples - A Chronology

Submitted on June 8, 2009 - 09:18 | 607 reads

Holy Tax-Inspector Immersion Day

Submitted on April 6, 2010 - 09:16 | 416 reads

Homing Wasps

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 00:41 | 1170 reads

How The SAS Began

Submitted on July 1, 2009 - 09:38 | 537 reads

I Can't Believe It's Not Cat Vomit

Submitted on November 5, 2010 - 14:44 | 268 reads

Inspector of the Queen's Tandems

Submitted on January 14, 2011 - 14:30 | 176 reads

It's An Outrage!

Submitted on December 20, 2010 - 14:18 | 271 reads

I’m A Publicity Seeking Tosser, Bury Me Alive….

Submitted on August 23, 2010 - 13:36 | 289 reads

Lamb casserole at Forty Fathoms

Submitted on June 22, 2009 - 09:13 | 485 reads

Legends Of Rock – Part One

Submitted on September 19, 2011 - 14:33 | 111 reads

Lingerie: Its Role In History

Submitted on January 24, 2011 - 14:28 | 220 reads

Little Red Riding Hood

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:07 | 4415 reads

Louise, Naked in the Woods

Submitted on July 20, 2009 - 10:17 | 1449 reads

Major Scientific Breakthrough

Submitted on October 25, 2010 - 13:24 | 360 reads

Mandatory End-of-Year Marmoset Nipple Inspection Time.

Submitted on March 25, 2011 - 15:50 | 290 reads

Modern Sporting Stars

Submitted on March 14, 2011 - 15:29 | 168 reads

Nature Watch

Submitted on August 15, 2011 - 14:43 | 177 reads

On The Choosing Of Headgear For Penguins

Submitted on July 11, 2011 - 14:31 | 186 reads

One Of The Strangest Incidents Of The Last Decade

Submitted on April 18, 2011 - 14:50 | 197 reads

People Staring At Walls

Submitted on June 18, 2010 - 10:28 | 436 reads

Philosophy And Waterfowl

Submitted on August 2, 2010 - 14:35 | 263 reads

Polar Exploration

Submitted on March 11, 2011 - 15:28 | 215 reads

Pottering About

Submitted on January 28, 2011 - 14:26 | 191 reads

Protagonist Beetlelicker

Submitted on November 8, 2010 - 14:18 | 202 reads

Raiders of the Lost Car Park

Submitted on November 14, 2011 - 16:27 | 104 reads

Romeo & Juliet – The Real First Folio Edition

Submitted on June 1, 2009 - 10:16 | 847 reads

Shopping Trolleys

Submitted on January 18, 2010 - 14:54 | 851 reads

Shropshire Smith and the Temple of Vegetables

Submitted on January 16, 2012 - 16:19 | 54 reads

Siege Warfare

Submitted on February 1, 2010 - 14:32 | 434 reads

Small Woodland Creatures On Ice

Submitted on February 15, 2010 - 14:36 | 529 reads

Sports 'Personality' of the Year

Submitted on December 31, 2010 - 14:48 | 196 reads

Stranger In Town

Submitted on December 7, 2009 - 09:16 | 497 reads

Summoning The Plagues

Submitted on September 17, 2010 - 13:26 | 269 reads

The Contrivances - A History (Part One)

Submitted on November 22, 2010 - 13:50 | 191 reads

The Diversity Outreach Co-Ordinator With No Name

Submitted on August 13, 2010 - 12:49 | 322 reads

The Doorhinge Badgerdangler Phenomenon

Submitted on May 4, 2010 - 13:31 | 330 reads

The English Cheese War

Submitted on February 11, 2011 - 14:34 | 185 reads

The Fastest Jelly Baby Diversity Co-Ordinator In The West (Midlands)

Submitted on January 17, 2011 - 14:33 | 346 reads

The First Computer

Submitted on January 25, 2010 - 14:36 | 419 reads

The Great Age Of Exploration

Submitted on January 4, 2010 - 10:30 | 701 reads

The Greatest Conspiracy

Submitted on February 7, 2011 - 14:37 | 163 reads

The Greatest Inventor Of This Age

Submitted on April 1, 2011 - 14:28 | 200 reads

The Greatest Prime Minister Great Britain Never Had

Submitted on April 4, 2011 - 14:34 | 182 reads

The Justice League Of Accountancy

Submitted on March 29, 2010 - 13:44 | 732 reads

The Legends Of The Shopping Mall

Submitted on October 22, 2010 - 12:46 | 223 reads

The Lesser Great Spotted Night Hens

Submitted on September 6, 2010 - 14:51 | 230 reads

The Life-Cycle of The Shopping Trolley

Submitted on March 22, 2010 - 14:33 | 1150 reads

The Mathematics Of Cupboard Space

Submitted on March 1, 2010 - 14:26 | 475 reads

The Most Pressing Problem In Contemporary Physics

Submitted on March 18, 2011 - 15:44 | 319 reads

The Periodic Table

Submitted on February 8, 2010 - 14:31 | 586 reads

The Princess and the Frog

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 01:11 | 1111 reads

The Quadratic Equations Of Summer

Submitted on November 19, 2010 - 13:52 | 243 reads

The Quest for the Fabled Lost Source of the Pork Scratching

Submitted on September 5, 2011 - 14:30 | 152 reads

The SAS in WWII

Submitted on April 11, 2011 - 14:23 | 187 reads

The Shopping Tiger and its Advantages

Submitted on August 16, 2010 - 12:46 | 349 reads

The Son of God

Submitted on June 13, 2011 - 14:28 | 128 reads

The Surplus Theory In Economics

Submitted on January 21, 2011 - 14:27 | 348 reads

The Tragic Death of the World's Greatest Film Actress

Submitted on January 11, 2010 - 14:34 | 458 reads

The UK's Leading Conceptual Artist

Submitted on January 10, 2011 - 15:24 | 339 reads

The Vibrant World of Car Park Design

Submitted on November 29, 2010 - 13:54 | 275 reads

The World Cheese Arrangement Finals

Submitted on April 26, 2010 - 13:49 | 357 reads

The World's Greatest Rockstar

Submitted on July 7, 2010 - 13:37 | 355 reads

The World’s Biggest Grossing Film Star

Submitted on May 13, 2010 - 13:23 | 345 reads

Tools of the Secret Services: A Brief History

Submitted on May 13, 2011 - 14:09 | 259 reads

Tragic Death Of TV News Reporter

Submitted on August 22, 2011 - 14:41 | 278 reads

Trilobite Hatstand – Revolutionary Poet, Playwright And Arc-Welder

Submitted on May 14, 2009 - 14:08 | 616 reads

Unbridled Politically-Motivated Poultry Taunting

Submitted on July 6, 2009 - 10:12 | 467 reads

When Cheese Attacks

Submitted on March 8, 2010 - 14:08 | 470 reads

Wielding a Dibber

Submitted on October 10, 2011 - 16:07 | 98 reads

Worldwide Admire Your Own Genitals Day

Submitted on December 14, 2009 - 09:00 | 537 reads