Humorous Ramblings

Hopefully raise a smile!

Stories in this set

Bee Keeper

Submitted on September 13, 2009 - 21:50 | 468 reads

Neighbours

Submitted on June 28, 2009 - 12:18 | 541 reads

4 Fibs

Submitted on July 20, 2009 - 14:34 | 555 reads

A Cybering Tale

Submitted on August 29, 2010 - 18:24 | 296 reads

A Rose?

Submitted on June 1, 2009 - 12:41 | 501 reads

A Song for Pinda

Submitted on July 16, 2009 - 22:51 | 446 reads

A Song for Pinda (R.I.P.)

Submitted on December 16, 2011 - 14:39 | 102 reads

A Time of Great Poetry (A Limerick)

Submitted on January 22, 2009 - 20:51 | 629 reads

Algernon’s Prudence 1

Submitted on August 15, 2009 - 13:26 | 463 reads

Antony and Cleopatra I.P.

Submitted on November 26, 2009 - 03:33 | 478 reads

Bangkok Holiday

Submitted on April 15, 2010 - 12:32 | 304 reads

Basic Training

Submitted on March 21, 2009 - 13:02 | 624 reads

Batty and Betty

Submitted on October 6, 2009 - 13:33 | 472 reads

Birthing Ward

Submitted on February 8, 2009 - 20:07 | 645 reads

Blackbird Rapper

Submitted on June 14, 2009 - 10:02 | 654 reads

Blackbird Rapper meets Seagull Crapper (Esquire)

Submitted on July 14, 2009 - 23:47 | 551 reads

Blackbird Rapper – Goes courting

Submitted on June 15, 2009 - 02:42 | 544 reads

Blackbird Rapper – On Trial

Submitted on June 16, 2009 - 20:59 | 568 reads

Can I do anything right?

Submitted on March 31, 2009 - 16:07 | 563 reads

Canvassing!

Submitted on June 24, 2009 - 16:53 | 442 reads

Cheap Beer and No Sex

Submitted on August 11, 2009 - 09:49 | 437 reads

Chip Butty

Submitted on February 1, 2011 - 19:41 | 329 reads

Christmas Cock-Up

Submitted on January 21, 2009 - 23:10 | 737 reads

Christmas Cock-Up

Submitted on December 13, 2011 - 21:08 | 66 reads

Christmas Flasher

Submitted on December 17, 2009 - 04:06 | 472 reads

Cindy

Submitted on June 7, 2009 - 10:56 | 482 reads

Cursery Rhyme I.P.

Submitted on December 1, 2009 - 14:29 | 445 reads

Dear Santa

Submitted on December 22, 2011 - 09:04 | 93 reads

Dear Santa...

Submitted on September 6, 2009 - 10:16 | 428 reads

Different Strokes

Submitted on March 31, 2010 - 13:13 | 290 reads

Dog for sale!

Submitted on April 27, 2010 - 22:50 | 369 reads

Empty Sphere

Submitted on July 19, 2009 - 15:35 | 592 reads

Forced Ejaculation! (1 syllable challenge)

Submitted on June 2, 2009 - 08:38 | 992 reads

Granny and Santa!

Submitted on December 17, 2010 - 13:51 | 219 reads

Hangover

Submitted on February 18, 2011 - 12:39 | 306 reads

Happy Anniversary…

Submitted on September 30, 2009 - 18:44 | 431 reads

Hetty Williams

Submitted on August 23, 2009 - 22:49 | 447 reads

How to ‘Top’ yourself (without using the ‘S’ word).

Submitted on September 29, 2009 - 13:12 | 641 reads

If I knew then what I know now; I.P.

Submitted on March 9, 2009 - 23:43 | 639 reads

Jackie

Submitted on May 3, 2010 - 10:50 | 263 reads

Joseph and Mary (A Christmas Story - sort of - Part 1)

Submitted on December 20, 2009 - 17:58 | 409 reads

King Henry the (Chopper) VIII

Submitted on September 21, 2009 - 07:14 | 412 reads

King Henry the VIII

Submitted on January 10, 2009 - 13:14 | 758 reads

Little Jackie

Submitted on January 30, 2009 - 14:17 | 656 reads

Mark's Party London 1970

Submitted on January 13, 2009 - 05:13 | 551 reads

Miss Cleavage I.P.

Submitted on September 2, 2009 - 18:37 | 543 reads

Musn't Grumble!

Submitted on December 11, 2009 - 01:36 | 380 reads

My name is Tutankhamen

Submitted on July 31, 2009 - 09:10 | 483 reads

My Partner the Nympho Vampire Chapter 1

Submitted on September 8, 2009 - 10:24 | 694 reads

My Sisters Cherry (I.P.)

Submitted on July 4, 2009 - 18:01 | 1227 reads

My Spatula

Submitted on July 26, 2009 - 18:06 | 474 reads

Neighbours 2

Submitted on July 2, 2009 - 14:05 | 449 reads

Nicknames!

Submitted on September 19, 2009 - 11:26 | 446 reads

Perversely Grammatical

Submitted on February 2, 2009 - 00:27 | 672 reads

Phobia I.P.

Submitted on August 16, 2009 - 22:23 | 526 reads

Pub Banter! (East End Style)

Submitted on January 27, 2009 - 22:08 | 730 reads

Punctuation Moron

Submitted on March 27, 2009 - 19:01 | 626 reads

Quick thinking

Submitted on January 1, 2011 - 18:44 | 305 reads

Race for a Penis!

Submitted on July 18, 2009 - 11:54 | 561 reads

Regrets

Submitted on January 18, 2009 - 19:21 | 592 reads

Santa the Fat Lad

Submitted on December 27, 2009 - 13:14 | 331 reads

Screwed

Submitted on December 12, 2009 - 14:13 | 339 reads

Scriptures and Bouncers

Submitted on August 19, 2009 - 09:28 | 451 reads

Sex-Life

Submitted on June 17, 2009 - 12:49 | 601 reads

She had a lovely Bush!

Submitted on June 22, 2009 - 15:59 | 577 reads

Skunks are bloody smelly!

Submitted on July 27, 2009 - 19:34 | 506 reads

Small Penis

Submitted on August 10, 2009 - 19:15 | 611 reads

Spanish Holiday

Submitted on July 5, 2009 - 20:06 | 527 reads

Stay Away Santa

Submitted on December 19, 2009 - 01:46 | 340 reads

Stolen Cherry (I.P.)

Submitted on July 4, 2009 - 01:48 | 523 reads

Stupid Aspirations (A Limerick)

Submitted on January 22, 2009 - 19:36 | 642 reads

That Summer!

Submitted on June 2, 2009 - 10:58 | 561 reads

The Bin Man

Submitted on February 1, 2011 - 20:53 | 156 reads

The Crush

Submitted on March 26, 2009 - 13:50 | 585 reads

The Day I Stared Deff in the Hood!

Submitted on February 17, 2009 - 21:06 | 776 reads

The Driving Lesson (PART 1)

Submitted on January 29, 2009 - 18:11 | 717 reads

The Fight

Submitted on June 6, 2009 - 13:24 | 519 reads

The Nativity - Sort of...

Submitted on December 27, 2009 - 12:53 | 306 reads

The Razor

Submitted on August 24, 2009 - 22:52 | 423 reads

The Sauna

Submitted on June 25, 2009 - 18:27 | 453 reads

The Thong Of Fire

Submitted on June 11, 2009 - 08:10 | 636 reads

Then and Now

Submitted on September 14, 2009 - 10:21 | 421 reads

Three Postings!

Submitted on March 1, 2009 - 20:38 | 804 reads

Twelve Inches (but I don’t use it as a rule)

Submitted on July 28, 2009 - 11:08 | 657 reads

Was it you?

Submitted on August 2, 2009 - 08:58 | 467 reads

Wet Holes

Submitted on December 31, 2010 - 20:43 | 448 reads

When I was young

Submitted on January 14, 2010 - 01:16 | 394 reads

Wibbly Wobbly Wonder

Submitted on September 24, 2009 - 19:43 | 465 reads

Willie – Part 1

Submitted on July 5, 2009 - 16:36 | 464 reads

World Cup Tales

Submitted on July 2, 2010 - 18:16 | 247 reads