'OO says I done know nuffink?
I know vat:
1) my code name is 'Mikhail Caine' and I come from the planet 'Oblibob'.
2) in quanticular and ebrocious time, it is now 4 billion, 4 fahsand, and free years since ver beginnin' erv vat kine erv time, anne va' i' woz new years yesserday.
free) Ahv forgo''en.
for) I'm quike borin'.
5) I'm ver geezer standin' a' ver bus stop in Ease Enders, wai'ing forever, inni'.