Things I have noticed sitting down by the lake

Things I have noticed sitting down by the lake

1. On average, Ducks dive for a minute
2. You can will swans to go away by looking down
3. You cannot draw the lake. It changes
4. You cannot write about the lake. It deletes
5. The more you want a piss the more fish leap
6. Frogs climb reeds
7. The bottom branches of trees kiss
8. The light will tell you when its time to leave