Appearing --at last-- in front of God
Is not a problem, the length of the dialogue depends
On how many things you have to discuss.
Usually divided into two parts:
Things you shouldn’t and
Things you should have done.
He simply asks, how about this? And what about that?
Such things, and He quite calm,
Is ready to listen to whatever you have to say.
It has become an anecdote however,
Some people's reaction - those that
Were not sure if God exists, but in case He does,
Would look at Him peevishly
And give only one answer: "So what?"
They repeat it until the list of things
Ends. Waiting for God’s wrath.
God utters the final words: "I forgive you my child",
And blesses them,
Flabbergasted they are led to Saint Peter
To send them where they belong.
Saint Peter is not God.
He checking their replies tells them
"You can go to hell"
And on protesting against his decision,
Mentioning that God forgave them,
He replies: "So what?"

Comments
FTSE100 | November 19, 2008 - 15:44
That's right, blame it all on the bunnies in the Prayer Fulfilment Centre. God, with his million manna a year salary, unlimited expense account and generous stock options on Heaven plc will never be responsible for anything. Standard business practice.
Silver Spun Sand | November 19, 2008 - 17:22
Congrats on the cherry! I read this poem earlier today and didn't have time to comment ... but I am now and just to say I thought it great.
Tina x
Yutka | November 19, 2008 - 18:03
haha! Great humour. I really enjoyed your poem and will pass it on to my "evangelical" friends....
dorrie62 | November 19, 2008 - 19:21
Nice poem. Well done
artisus | November 20, 2008 - 08:43
Hello Dorrie62, Yutka, Tina and FTSE. Thank you very much for your comments.
littleditty | November 26, 2008 - 11:37
I don't know how I would have reacted to such a comment on my work, especially by someone who had never commented on my work before, had they said the same things No1 has said to Artisus. I find it odd to assume copying or stealing of an anecdote email, and then putting a fellow writer into this or that category - it is assumption, and a negative comment, as is to then state 'I would have preferred this worked into more of a poetic format'
I have seen this poem on other sites more than a year ago, and have just found the email Artisus sent me when she translated it, the first draft, email dated 30/07/07. I thought to add my thoughts here.
littleditty
artisus | February 17, 2009 - 11:46
No1: petakses baroufa, oyte kan kotsana. Find a Greek to tell you what it means.
NO_1 | April 22, 2009 - 13:25
I have not been able to track the source of the offending email. It was one of those that had been around the world and back and forwarded hundreds of times - and the trail is now stone cold.
I truly regret making such a rash allegation against artisus, a writer whose integrity I have no reason to doubt. My remarks were made in the heat of the moment and in ignorance of the full facts. But this is no defence.
Accordingly, I offer a full and sincere apology for my words and the unworthy thoughts behind them.
artisus | April 22, 2009 - 19:52
There is no anecdote email telling the same story based on the idea of
So What?
circulating prior to the date I wrote it and published it first in Greek then in English. There may be other anecdote emails based on St Peter, God, Angels, Frank Sinatra and Donald Duck circulating since the first days of the World Wide Web and whose source you can track even after the Second Coming.
I appreciate your offer, which would have been almost acceptable, without the unnecessary introduction of your belated apology that deserves only one answer:
Forget it.
NO_1 | April 25, 2009 - 16:43
* original comment from November 2008 withdrawn *
artisus | April 26, 2009 - 11:42
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Mangone | May 19, 2009 - 16:17
I've only just found it and I love it!
I think God leaves it up to the individual to make their own choice and it's no good complaining you backed the wrong horse once the race is over.