Before
Well you look a little sallow
Right down to the marrow
What you need is a drop of sun
In a bottle I have the very one
Just go into the salon
And you can put some colour on
After
Well my dear fellow
You’ve gone a little yellow
I think a touch too much
In fact much too much
Of the prescribed fake tan
How will you pay Mr Marzipan?
Comments
skinner_jennifer | August 17, 2011 - 15:35
Hi Paul
I think this is a great interpretation of what a
person looks like, when they come out of the Salon
after a spray tan.
Very funny!
Jenny.
skinner_jennifer | August 17, 2011 - 16:00
Hi Paul,
just had to come back and tell you something funny.
After I came off from commenting on this poem, a
flyer came through the door, asking if I would be
interested in a ladies tanning, home party with a
free bottle of bubbly! how weird is that.
Jenny.
Biggus | August 17, 2011 - 18:53
That is funny Jenny