DOG LEG
It doesn't matter what
You call a dog with one leg
because he won't come to you
Even if you were to beg
HORSE PLAY
More people wouldn't admit it
But according to most sources
A lot of men feel a bit scared
When they're stroking horses
MONKEY BUSINESS
The smaller the monkey might be
The more that it looks quite likely
To kill you given the opportunity
Love Poets Café
FROGGY
In France, frogs live
Under French skies
And French frogs eat
Obviously French flies
WHAT'S UP DOC?
The old wives tale certainly implies
That carrots are good for the eyes
If that is really true and they haven't lied
Why so many dead rabbits by the roadside
DARNED WABBIT
Rabbits feet are used as a lucky charm
But here's a thought to cause alarm
If its true they bring luck then how is it
That having four didn't help the rabbit
