COCK SURE
Why across the road
Did the cockerel strut
Because he was told
The chicken was a slut
ITS A DOG’S LIFE
If it moves then my dog will shag it
That’s what he does to get a buzz
But if it doesn’t move it won’t matter
He’ll just shag it until it does
OH YES CHURCHILL
Have you ever held your dog’s face
And made him mad when you blow
But then when you take him out in the car
He sticks his head out of the window
PIG SICK
In veterinary terms
If a pigs throat was sore
And he lost his voice
Is he a disgruntled boar?
EARTHLINGS
The origins of the name
"Earth worms" is hard to trace
Unless of coarse some people
Thought they were from outer space
CATS TAIL
Women love cats, yes they do
Men say that they like them to
But men kick them, yes they do
When women are not in view
SILENT SEX
Bunnies don’t make any noise
When they have sex at all
And the simple reason for that
Is they have cotton balls
FEEDING TIME AT THE ZOO
The difference between a Northern Zoo
And one in Mississippi
A southern zoo has a description of the animal
Along with "a recipe"
VERY FISHY
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Have a guess
You call a fish with no eyes
A fsh
