ANIMAL CRACKERS part 2


from the ABC set THE ANIMALS WENT IN TWO BY TWO

COCK SURE

Why across the road
Did the cockerel strut
Because he was told
The chicken was a slut

ITS A DOG’S LIFE

If it moves then my dog will shag it
That’s what he does to get a buzz
But if it doesn’t move it won’t matter
He’ll just shag it until it does

OH YES CHURCHILL

Have you ever held your dog’s face
And made him mad when you blow
But then when you take him out in the car
He sticks his head out of the window

PIG SICK

In veterinary terms
If a pigs throat was sore
And he lost his voice
Is he a disgruntled boar?

EARTHLINGS

The origins of the name
"Earth worms" is hard to trace
Unless of coarse some people
Thought they were from outer space

CATS TAIL

Women love cats, yes they do
Men say that they like them to
But men kick them, yes they do
When women are not in view

SILENT SEX

Bunnies don’t make any noise
When they have sex at all
And the simple reason for that
Is they have cotton balls

FEEDING TIME AT THE ZOO

The difference between a Northern Zoo
And one in Mississippi
A southern zoo has a description of the animal
Along with "a recipe"

VERY FISHY

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Have a guess
You call a fish with no eyes
A fsh

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