THE SLIPPERY POLE
Don’t make yourself essential
Don’t show your full potential
Never ever be irreplaceable
Or much worse be indispensable
For If they cannot replace you
They are unlikely to promote you
MIXED FEELING
I would define a mixed feeling
As I have concluded so far
Is when you see mum-in-law
Back off a cliff in your new car
THATS RARE
What is the difference
Between medium and rare?
Six inches is only medium
But eight is really vary rare
SAFETY FIRST
I believe I know how the welsh
Manage to practice safe sex?
For on the backs of animals that kick.
They paint a big red X
QUESTION
If you ask a question that
You don’t want answering
Expect an answer that
You won’t want to be hearing
FOOLS
Any fool can paint a picture
Or even to write a po-em
But it really takes a genius
To find a fool to buy them
SO BUSY, WOW
Have you ever noticed how
Even the busiest people now
Are never too busy somehow
To tell you just exactly how
Really busy they are right now
IDEA’S
A good idea will keep you awake
During the morning light
But a great idea will keep you awake
During the day and night
