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ARE YOU WEARING A GIRDLE?

Posted by Biggus on November 1, 2011 - 08:27
from the ABC set No Sex Please We're British

Are you wearing a girdle?
That’s a problem Mrs Spurdle,
Not an insurmountable hurdle
But due to the snugness of the fit
Prising all of you, out of, all of it
Might slow me down a bit

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Kilb50 | November 2, 2011 - 08:20

I chuckled at this one, Paul! Remember seeing ads for girdles in the newspapers when just a wee lad...almost put me off sex for life...what fearsome Heath Robinson contraptions!

Biggus | November 2, 2011 - 09:02

They didnt come with diagrams either did they?
Thank you