THE TRUTH ASTROLOGERS WOULD’NT TELL YOU ABOUT AQUARIUS
Most Aquarian's have an inventive mind
And are also progressively inclined
On the other hand they lie a great deal
And they are careless and impractical
They make the same mistakes repeatedly
And people think they’re stupid, obviously
THE TRUTH ASTROLOGERS WOULD’NT TELL YOU ABOUT PISCES
Piscean's have the most vivid imaginations
And worry about secret organizations
They often flaunt any power wantonly
But lack confidence and are cowardly
They doubt the fact they’re mere mortals
And Piscean's do horrible things to animals
THE TRUTH ASTROLOGERS WOULD’NT TELL YOU ABOUT ARIES
Most Aries people are pioneering typically
And hold everyone in contempt usually
Known to be quick tempered and impatient
Short fused, unforbearing and intolerant
Snobbishly superior and scornful of advice
In short Aries people are just not very nice
THE TRUTH ASTROLOGERS WOULD’NT TELL YOU ABOUT TAURUS
They are known to be practical and pragmatic
Hard working, single minded and realistic
Also persistent with dogged determination
Well known to have a stubborn reputation
They spend their summer’s caravan touring
Most people think Taurean’s are very boring
THE TRUTH ASTROLOGERS WOULD’NT TELL YOU ABOUT GEMINI
Gemini’s are quick and intelligent thinkers
They are also known to be heavy drinkers
Liked only because of their sexual persuasion
They bend over backwards on any occasion
Gemini’s never seem to find the time to relax
But do for committing unnatural sexual acts
THE TRUTH ASTROLOGERS WOULD’NT TELL YOU ABOUT CANCER
Cancerians appear to be sympathetic and understanding
Though they’re thought of as suckers notwithstanding
They will always putt things off until tomorrow at least
Most Cancerians are in prison or have just been released
They won’t amount to anything of that there is no doubt
All Cancerians rely on their social security hand out
THE TRUTH ASTROLOGERS WOULD’NT TELL YOU ABOUT LEO
Leo’s consider themselves to be natural leaders
Everyone else thinks they’re just pushy bleeders
Most Leo’s are bossy and not averse to bullying
They are vain and their arrogance is disgusting
Their scorn and disdain they don’t try to conceal
They’re mean with money and prepared to steal
THE TRUTH ASTROLOGERS WOULD’NT TELL YOU ABOUT VIRGO
Virgo’s hate any disorder and are really very logical
They are cold, calculating and wholly unemotional
They’re irritating nit picking is almost pathological
They only have friends at all because they’re bisexual
Sometimes they fall asleep while they’re having sex
Virgo’s are very unattractive and often have no necks
THE TRUTH ASTROLOGERS WOULD’NT TELL YOU ABOUT SCORPIO
They are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted
At any sign of weakness they would be disgusted
They will succeed because they totally lack ethics
They dislike honest criticism and never forgive critics
Their avarice and greed are legendary which follows
Most Scorpio’s are murdered or die on the gallows
THE TRUTH ASTROLOGERS WOULD’NT TELL YOU ABOUT LIBRA
They are artistic and have a problem with reality
Libra men are often unsure of their own sexuality
Libra women normally work in the sex industry
Both sexes interest in this line is purely monetary
Avoid contact with Libra’s with coughs and sneezes
Nearly all Libra’s die of sexually transmitted diseases
THE TRUTH ASTROLOGERS WOULD’NT TELL YOU ABOUT SAGITTARIUS
Sagittarian’s are positively uplifting and enthusiastic
They are generally forward looking and optimistic
They have a reckless tendency to rely on their luck
As they lack any kind of talent so they’re really stuck
The majority of Sagittarian's are drunks and drug fiends
People laugh at them a lot and they have no friends
THE TRUTH ASTROLOGERS WOULD’NT TELL YOU ABOUT CAPRICORN
Capricorn’s are afraid of taking risks and are conservative
They are riddled with self doubt and are apprehensive
They don’t do anything, as they are lazy and slothful
There has never been a Capricorn even close to useful
An important Capricorn is as illusive as hen’s teeth
If you scratch a Capricorn you find lead underneath
