A BLOCKED VALVE


from the ABC set HEALTH MATTERS

I have some information to impart
Why it is that men snore
When they lie on their backs
Is the time they do it more
It’s a simple case of physics
Because their dangly bits of genitalia
Hang down to block their anal orifice
Which in turn causes apnea

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Comments

threeleafshamrock | February 9, 2009 - 17:55

Boasting again? LOL. I think my orifice must be to far back! :(

Chris ;)