Computers are here to ease your life
Preventing tiresome trouble and strife
Well that's the story salesmen tell
About PC's and laptops as well
Computers which we depend upon
That work with chips of silicon
With glowing screens and flashing lights
With CD ROM and gigabytes
Machines to complete any task
Varied functions whatever you ask
They'll calculate and interface
Then trash your files without a trace
You put your faith in state of the art
Then when you're not looking it falls apart
So to hell with programs and all that fuss
Give me a pen and a pad and an abacus
