CLARISSA THE CROSS EYED PIG

Posted by Biggus on August 30, 2006 - 21:01
from the ABC set THE ANIMALS WENT IN TWO BY TWO

A man takes his prize pig to see the vet and says
My pig is cross-eyed can you help in some way?
So he picks the pig up and examines her eyes
Then checks her teeth and then finally he sighs
"I think I'm going to have to put her down now
"For being cross-eyed? "No coz she's a heavy sow