THEY’RE PANTS
No woman would wear
Ski pants I dare say
If they could see themselves
Walking away
WONDER WOMAN
I wonder, is a woman like a condom?
Well similarities there are some
Like spending more time in your wallet
Than on your manhood I would bet
GENDER CONTROL
The remote control is definitely female
You probably thought that I’d say male
But consider this, it gives a man pleasure
And he would be lost without his treasure
While he doesn't always know the right
Buttons to push, he keeps trying, despite
GO FIGURE
Hourglass is female without a doubt
Because over time the truth will out
To the bottom the weight shifts about
HOW ABSORBING
Sponges are females I’d say
And the reason is this way
Because they’re squeezable
And soft and compressible
Come in all sizes like as not
And retain water quite a lot
IN HER WEB
Webpage is a very female word
I know that may sound absurd
Here’s the reason I’ve hit upon
They’re always getting hit on
FOUR LEGGED FRIENDS
Women have favorite animals
And their four favorites are
A nice Mink in the wardrobe
And in the garage a Jaguar
A real Tiger in the bedroom
And a Donkey to pay ha ha
BLINKING WOMEN
Women never ever blink
During foreplay I don’t think
And the reason and rhyme
Is that they don't have time
WELL THAT’S THE RUB
Why do women, just as a new day is dawning?
Rub their eyes when they get up in the morning
Its Because they have nothing worth scratching
OH GOD A WOMAN
I think God must be a Woman
I feel that this I must confide
For a Man would never have put
The male genitals on the outside
