GOOD COMPANY
The only time I crave
I would have to admit
The company of a man
Is when he owns it
FROM VOGUE TO VAGUE
On the outside I like my women
To be fashionable or vogue
But intellectually I prefer them
Un-opinionated and vague
PMT?
Do you want to know why they call it PMT?
The answer is as simple as your child’s ABC
Its not an acronym of that I’m not mistaken
But "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken
ASK MRS P
The Women who are
Seeking equality
With men are
Lacking ambition sadly
MASCARA
Why can't women
Has anyone ever supposed?
Put on mascara
With their mouth closed?
COMMUNICATION
The three best forms
Of global communication
Are, television, telephone
And tell a woman
A WOMAN'S LOT
Whatever women want to do
They must do twice as well as men
To be thought only half as good
It’s lucky that’s not difficult then
SEXUAL POLITICS # 1
Never argue with a woman
Is a rule that’s tried and tested
Never argue with a woman
When she's tired or even rested
