I went out with a Debbie once
But most men of my generation
Have been out with a Debbie
It was hard to avoid any association
It was because of Debbie Reynolds
The actress from America
She was in “Singing in the Rain”
You know, Carrie Fishers Mother
They were hard to avoid anyway
They came in all shapes and sizes
Some were full of port and lemon
Some were full of surprises
But don’t think the name made
Debbie’s different to any other
I’m just bitter because my Debbie
Went off with my brother
