FROM A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE

English is a funny language some would say it’s quite bizarre
Words can be masculine and feminine confusing what they are
The feminine of “Thingy” is any part under the bonnet of a car
While the masculine is that funny fastener on a woman's bra
For women Flatulence is an embarrassing by-product of digestion
While for men it’s a source of entertainment and even admiration
The Feminine of Commitment is a desire to marry and settle down
The Masculine: Not picking up other women while out on the town
Entertainment for a woman is a good DVD or a visit to a multiplex
For men it’s anything to do with drinking that then ends with sex