DON’T GO IN THE WATER

Posted by Biggus on September 2, 2011 - 10:46
from the ABC set HOLIDAY TALES

I don’t like swimming in the sea
I don’t care what you say it’s not for me
Its not that I’m scared of sharks or eels
Or that I don’t like how a jelly fish feels
It’s not even because of stone fish stings
Or the flotsam and jetsam the tide brings
You may think my phobia quite absurd
But I can’t be swimming along with a turd