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DON’T THROW ME ON THE SCRAP HEAP

Posted by Biggus on January 12, 2011 - 09:03
from the ABC set SENIOR MOMENTS

Don’t throw me on the scrap heap
Just because I’m old
I still have talent and skills to offer
If I may be so bold

My talent is called multi tasking
Or so I’ve been led to believe
And I can simultaneously wet myself
And laugh, cough, fart and sneeze

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Comments

skinner_jennifer | January 12, 2011 - 10:21

Hi Biggus,

This is very funny, love the last two lines.

Thanks for the read and the giggle.

Jenny.

Biggus | January 12, 2011 - 14:06

Thanks Jenny

Nolan | January 24, 2011 - 08:56

The throw-away society: Disposable lighters. Disposable razors. Disposable ballpoints. Plastic bags. Disposable people-
No one is indispensable.