ELECTORAL LAW


from the ABC set POLITICS, POWER AND PECCADILLOS

It is an unwritten law
That, candidates for council election
Must be uncircumcised
i.e. Tipped except during erection

Now don’t get excited
It is in no way anti Semitic
It just means that to be a politician
You must be a complete prick

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