EXCUSE MISS

Reading these excuse notes written to schools
You would think them maybe written by fools
Teachers will view these examples with disgust
I.e. Tom was absent because he missed his bust
Some are misspelled some are worse moreover
Gill was absent yesterday as she had a gangover
Dear Skool, Please ekscuse John Bird
For being absent from the 28th to the 33rd
My son is under a doctor's care and so Jim
Should not take PE today. Please execute him
John has been absent from the school place
Because he had two teeth taken out of his face
Carlos was absent yesterday because to start
While playing he was hurt in the growing part
Dear school Please excuse Gloria Palmer-King
From Jim class today because She is administrating
Please excuse my daughter little Lisa Trott
For being absent, She was sick and I had her shot
Please excuse Roland from PE for today
He fell from a tree and misplaced his hip, yesterday
Megan could not come to school (the note explains)
Because she has been bothered by very close veins
Dear Skool about my son Christopher Hyde
He'll not be in school cus he has an acre in his side
Can you Please excuse my son Ray Howell's
From school today because He has very loose vowels
Please excuse Tommy for being absent this week
But he's had bad diarrhea and his boots leak
Sally won't be in school a week from Friday
We have to attend her funeral on that day
Please excuse the absence of Jason Cromwell
Yesterday He had a cold and could not breed well
My daughter was too tired for school it seems
That She spent a weekend with the Marines
Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday
Because She was in bed with gramps all day
Please excuse my daughter Martina Proctor
Because she has been sick under the doctor
Just one more excuse that's worth its salt
Please excuse Tim for being. It was his father's fault