A Sunday school teacher asked her class,
"What was the name of Jesus' mother?"
One little child answered proudly "Mary"
The teacher said, "well done very clever"
The teacher then asked another question
"What was the name of Jesus' father?"
A boy called Terry answered "it's Verge"
the teacher was Confused at the answer
She said, "that's not the right answer"
Where did you get verge from Terry?"
The boy said, "Well you know everyone
Is always talking about Verge n' Mary"
